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8s
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[captivating instrumental music playing]
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42s
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[music continues]
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55s
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[loud growl]
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59s
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[man 1] Gunther, Bola,
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1:01
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thank you for joining us here in our bubble.
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1:04
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As the producer on this movie, here's what I expect from you.
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1:08
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-Actors are animals. -[woman scoffs]
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1:11
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You are animal handlers.
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1:14
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Sometimes, they wanna play with you. Sometimes, they'll rip your balls off.
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1:19
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Don't listen to anything they say. They're liars.
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1:22
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They literally lie for a living. That's their literal job, yeah?
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1:26
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Don't party with them.
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1:28
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Don't tire them out.
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1:30
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Don't fuck them.
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1:32
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I won't.
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1:33
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Always tell them they're fantastic in the movie.
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1:38
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They're very insecure people. They need constant praise.
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1:41
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Make them feel good. Don't tire them out. Don't fuck them.
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1:44
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Don't fuck them.
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1:45
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-[man 1] That's it. -That's it.
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1:47
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Any questions?
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1:48
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Um… Yeah, like, what if we become proper friends?
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1:51
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-You won't. -[man 2] No?
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1:53
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No.
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1:54
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What if they confide in you
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1:55
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and tell you something they've not told anybody else?
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1:58
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Call me, tell me what they said.
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2:00
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-What if they say, "Don't tell Gavin"? -[Gavin] No!
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2:03
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-No. -This is the bubble.
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2:05
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The sanctuary!
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2:07
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It's the only place they're safe! That's why you're not wearing masks.
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2:11
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Don't you get it?
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2:14
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-[woman] Hi! -Hey! [laughs]
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2:15
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-[woman laughing] How are you? -So good to see you!
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2:18
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-Uh… -Oh…
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2:19
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-Well, imagine… -[woman] Okay, yes.
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2:21
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-Fake hug. -[man] Oh, wow. You look fantastic!
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2:23
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[woman] Thanks. Been exercising a lot. It's the only thing keeping me sane.
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2:27
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Well, you look sane and gorgeous, and, uh…
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2:30
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-What do you think about Cliff Beasts 6? -I can't leave my boyfriend right now.
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2:34
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He is very neurotic, and this whole time is just very triggering for him.
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2:37
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Huh. Okay. What if you brought him?
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2:40
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-He won't travel. -Because of the pandemic?
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2:42
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No, he just won't fly. He also refuses to get a job.
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2:45
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I have a lot of clients working in bubbles right now, and they're having a blast.
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2:49
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It won't be comfortable working with them.
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2:52
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They hate me for not doing Cliff Beasts 5. I can't bubble with them for three months.
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2:56
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I'm gonna level with you.
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2:58
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You need a rebound after your last film, Jerusalem Rising.
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3:01
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-Mm-hmm. -You saw the reviews.
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3:02
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-I never read my reviews. -Hang on a sec.
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3:04
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-Can you not read those? -Just listen, okay?
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3:07
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"Jerusalem Rising manages to offend both Palestinians and Jews."
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3:11
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That's one review. And it was the script. It wasn't my fault.
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3:15
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When Cats bombed, they didn't blame Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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3:18
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They just said, "Judi Dench fucked Cats."
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3:20
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Okay, but you were the one who told me
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3:22
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I could play half-Israeli and half-Palestinian when I'm neither.
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3:26
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[in ambiguous accent] I know you've been fighting for thousands of years,
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3:30
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but tonight, we must join forces to fight the aliens.
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3:38
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[in normal accent] Is my career dead?
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3:41
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Not if you make this movie.
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3:43
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And it's safe?
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3:44
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The safest place in the world right now is a film set.
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3:49
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The script is actually good?
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3:50
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It made me cry.
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3:52
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[instrumental music playing on speakers]
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3:58
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Oh, you're making the face like you're gonna say yes.
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4:00
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Oh, my God, Josh is gonna have a full nervous breakdown.
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4:03
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I can do this, right?
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4:04
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I'll keep my head down, not get pulled into the drama,
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4:07
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and just do my job and get out.
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4:10
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All right. Okay, let's do it. Yeah, put me in the bubble.
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4:14
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[pleasant music playing]
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4:24
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[cell phone ringing]
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4:26
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-[Carol] Hi! -[man 2] Carol. What's up, movie star?
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4:29
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This is so crazy. You sure you're gonna be okay?
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4:31
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Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm just worried about catching the virus, but…
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4:35
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Well, just call me regularly.
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4:37
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Actually, I just heard that veterinarians are gonna start treating people,
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4:41
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so that'll help.
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4:42
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Yeah, and it's only three months. Three months! We can do this!
|
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4:45
|
Oh, wait! Somebody wants to say hi!
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4:47
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Okay.
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4:48
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Look who it is!
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4:50
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I miss you so much, Mommy.
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4:52
|
Aw. I'm not your mommy yet, Leila,
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4:53
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but I will be your stepmom one day. It'll be the best!
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4:56
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-Daddy said you left us for dead. -Oh, what?
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4:59
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-[laughs] Don't forget about us! Bye! -Bye!
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5:11
|
-[Carol] Hey! Nice to meet you! -Hiya! I'm Pippa, production coordinator.
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5:14
|
Oh. Shall we? [chuckles] Welcome to Clifton House.
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5:17
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-[Carol] This is amazing. -[Pippa] I know, right?
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5:22
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-Carol, we're so excited you're here! -[Carol] I'm so excited to get started!
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5:26
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-[Gavin] Wow! You look great. -[Carol] Oh, thank you.
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5:29
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-Now, you just have to do a COVID test. -[Carol] Okay.
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5:32
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-[Gunther] I'm such a big fan. -[Carol] Thank you. [chuckles]
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5:34
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[Gunther] And in your nose. Okay.
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5:37
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-[Carol] Mm. -[Gunther] Ready? One hundred.
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5:40
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Ninety-nine.
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5:41
|
-Ninety-eight. -Uh…
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5:43
|
-I'm only joking. -Oh!
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5:45
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-[chuckling] Oh, my God! You're the worst! -[Gunther] See you in a bit. Bye, friend.
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5:48
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[Carol] Bye. Whoo! Yeah.
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5:50
|
Um, so how does the quarantining work?
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5:52
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It's a quick 14 days. We pamper you.
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5:55
|
Wait till you see what we've done to your room.
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5:57
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-[Pippa] You have the best room by far. -[Carol] I love that.
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6:00
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-Ah! Bola! -[Bola] Hello.
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6:02
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This is Bola, our wellness specialist. Bola, how would you describe yourself?
|
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6:06
|
Uh, well, due to safety, we don't have a lot of staff, so I get to do everything.
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6:11
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Which means if you need a personal trainer, Bola.
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6:14
|
If you need a yoga teacher, Bola.
|
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6:16
|
If you need a ping-pong opponent, Bola. If you need a masseuse?
|
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6:20
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-[Carol] Bola! -[Bola] That's it, baby girl.
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6:22
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[man] We allowed to smoke weed in the room? I forgot to bring my edibles.
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6:26
|
[Carol] Oh, my God! Howie, how are you?
|
|
6:28
|
-[Howie] Carol, come here, my love! -[man 1] Stop! That's it. Stop it!
|
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6:31
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-[man 2] Off you go. -[Howie] What the fuck is going on?
|
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6:34
|
-Brother, help me! -[Carol] Howie?
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6:35
|
Give it two weeks, and you'll have all the hugs you need.
|
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6:39
|
[enchanting music playing]
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6:41
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[Bola] Reception area.
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6:43
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[Carol sighs] Now, this is beautiful.
|
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6:45
|
[Bola] Of course! Top of the line for top-of-the-line talent.
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6:48
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[Carol chuckles]
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6:50
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[Bola] There you are.
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6:51
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[Carol gasps] This is nice!
|
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6:54
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[Bola] Good. See you in two weeks.
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6:57
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-[Carol] Oh. -[door locks]
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6:59
|
[dramatic orchestral music playing]
|
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7:04
|
-[vibrator buzzing] -[Carol moaning]
|
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7:08
|
[cheers and applause on TV]
|
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7:10
|
She loves you! And you're the prime minister!
|
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7:13
|
[panting]
|
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7:14
|
[screams]
|
|
7:16
|
[grunts angrily]
|
|
7:17
|
Am I your bitch now?
|
|
7:19
|
That's what you get for fucking with her mission!
|
|
7:22
|
[grunting]
|
|
7:27
|
[groans] This is too much for anyone to take!
|
|
7:31
|
[screaming and crying]
|
|
7:35
|
[rhythmic knock on door, door opens]
|
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7:38
|
Hey, Carol Cobb.
|
|
7:40
|
Your quarantine is over. [chuckles]
|
|
7:42
|
Uh, the cocktail party starts in one hour, okay?
|
|
7:45
|
[sniffs]
|
|
7:47
|
Please shower before you come.
|
|
7:49
|
It stinks in here.
|
|
7:52
|
-Jesus Christ. -[door closes]
|
|
7:54
|
["You Know I'm No Good" by Amy Winehouse playing]
|
|
7:56
|
-[indistinct chatter] -♪ Meet you downstairs ♪
|
|
7:58
|
♪ In the bar and hurt ♪
|
|
8:01
|
♪ Your rolled-up sleeves And your skull T-shirt ♪
|
|
8:05
|
♪ You say… ♪
|
|
8:06
|
-This is so exciting. -[man] Hmm.
|
|
8:09
|
It's like my movie posters have come to life.
|
|
8:13
|
Yeah, you will soon learn to hate these people.
|
|
8:16
|
You abandoned us.
|
|
8:18
|
I am mad at you. Back away.
|
|
8:21
|
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
|
|
8:24
|
-Are you? -[Carol] I am.
|
|
8:25
|
I should have done the movie. I shouldn't have bailed.
|
|
8:28
|
I'm an idiot.
|
|
8:31
|
I missed you so much. I did.
|
|
8:32
|
-You did? -Yeah.
|
|
8:34
|
Sorry. Had to get that off my chest.
|
|
8:36
|
Yeah, give it to me. [chuckles]
|
|
8:38
|
And I really liked you in Jerusalem Rising.
|
|
8:42
|
-[woman] Yeah. -Really?
|
|
8:43
|
That means so much coming from you.
|
|
8:46
|
And I think that all of the critics around the world are wrong.
|
|
8:51
|
Oh, not everyone.
|
|
8:53
|
Four percent on Rotten Tomatoes. [scoffs]
|
|
8:55
|
It doesn't really go lower.
|
|
8:58
|
So I need cool, documentary-style footage.
|
|
9:01
|
If the actors ask for air, give them air, but then strike and get what we need.
|
|
9:06
|
I want you to be a fly on the wall,
|
|
9:08
|
but also up their arse.
|
|
9:10
|
-Now, fuck off, Lee. -My name is Scott, actually.
|
|
9:13
|
-I don't care. -Okay.
|
|
9:15
|
You a big Cliff Beasts fan?
|
|
9:17
|
No, but I saw the trailer for the second one. It was so cool!
|
|
9:21
|
-Oh. -[Scott] Hey!
|
|
9:23
|
Hi, y'all!
|
|
9:24
|
Excited for Cliff Beasts?
|
|
9:26
|
[whispers] Is this the movie?
|
|
9:28
|
[Scott hesitates] What?
|
|
9:29
|
Are we shooting right now?
|
|
9:31
|
No, it's just behind-the-scenes stuff.
|
|
9:34
|
Just say, like, a sentence about why you're excited?
|
|
9:36
|
I'm sorry. You're gonna have to talk to my mom if you wanna talk to me.
|
|
9:40
|
Oh, all right.
|
|
9:41
|
-It's nice meeting you. -Okay, you too.
|
|
9:45
|
-[woman] Dieter! Hi! -Hi.
|
|
9:48
|
Lauren. Um…
|
|
9:49
|
I just wanted to tell you how incredible you were in Hunger Strike.
|
|
9:56
|
Your performance was…
|
|
9:58
|
I mean, I think about it all the time. Just fearless and a total triumph.
|
|
10:03
|
Um… Congratulations.
|
|
10:06
|
I don't watch my own shit. Never watch your own shit.
|
|
10:08
|
You just wipe, you flush, and you move on.
|
|
10:10
|
Right. Well, anyway, I just wanted to let you know that it really stuck with me,
|
|
10:15
|
and it was very powerful. Just…
|
|
10:17
|
Yeah. Where's your husband?
|
|
10:20
|
My husband? We got divorced.
|
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10:22
|
Of course.
|
|
10:23
|
Mm-hmm. Uh--
|
|
10:24
|
[Dieter] I'm sorry.
|
|
10:26
|
No worries. It's… We're fine.
|
|
10:28
|
We are, uh… totally fine.
|
|
10:31
|
We have gone through a lot, and we are coming out on the other side.
|
|
10:36
|
Right.
|
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10:37
|
Our main priority is our 16-year-old son,
|
|
10:40
|
who we just adopted right before the divorce.
|
|
10:44
|
Listen, I'm sorry, I'm trying to care, but it's hard.
|
|
10:47
|
Gunther, I like you.
|
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10:49
|
Really? I like you too. I think you're… Okay, 'cause…
|
|
10:52
|
That feels amazing,
|
|
10:53
|
'cause we got told we weren't allowed to be friends with the cast.
|
|
10:57
|
Who said that?
|
|
10:58
|
I don't wanna be a person that's like, "It was Gavin," but, yeah.
|
|
11:02
|
Know how I feel about that?
|
|
11:04
|
-Fuck you, Gavin! -Do you?
|
|
11:05
|
Suck your mum, Gavin! Say it from your chest.
|
|
11:08
|
What? [mumbles] Fuck you, Gavin!
|
|
11:10
|
I need to be real with you. I don't understand these bullshit rules.
|
|
11:13
|
Been in my room two weeks. I ain't had human contact.
|
|
11:16
|
It's important for my mental and physical health
|
|
11:18
|
to have human contact with friends.
|
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11:20
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-We're friends! -Completely.
|
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11:22
|
-What will happen if I touch you? Huh? -We could die.
|
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11:25
|
Yeah, completely. It's kind of the situation.
|
|
11:27
|
-Yeah. -Boop!
|
|
11:28
|
-Um-- -Did we die? Are you dead?
|
|
11:31
|
You've just got to understand that my job, as a health officer,
|
|
11:35
|
is to make sure that everything that we're doing is as safe as possible.
|
|
11:40
|
All the best, Gunther.
|
|
11:41
|
["You're Pouring Water On a Drowning Man" playing]
|
|
11:43
|
-Um, my dad does stunts. -Hi.
|
|
11:46
|
Um, I'm lonely, and I'm in hell here,
|
|
11:49
|
and I would like to form an alliance with you.
|
|
11:54
|
[hesitates] Okay, yeah, sure.
|
|
11:57
|
All right, okay.
|
|
12:00
|
It was hard doing the last one without you.
|
|
12:02
|
Uh, yeah, I'm sorry. I got really bad advice from my reps
|
|
12:05
|
and was also having some, ahem, emotional issues.
|
|
12:08
|
That's where you were on your journey, and it brought you right back here.
|
|
12:11
|
-[Carol] Exactly. -It's all good.
|
|
12:13
|
-I heard you were starting a religion. -No, it's a… [chuckles nervously]
|
|
12:17
|
It's a lifestyle brand slash motivational system
|
|
12:19
|
called Harmony Ignite.
|
|
12:21
|
Wow. And you wrote a whole Bible.
|
|
12:23
|
Well, I wrote a book. A book called Harmony Ignited.
|
|
12:26
|
And, uh, it's just a collection of my thoughts and musings
|
|
12:29
|
and some sayings and wisdom and proverbs. That's it, yeah.
|
|
12:33
|
It's not a religion, per se. You can leave anytime that you want to.
|
|
12:38
|
-It's not, like, a cult. -No, it's definitely not a cult.
|
|
12:41
|
I mean, who defines what a cult is?
|
|
12:43
|
-Yeah. -Okay.
|
|
12:44
|
You know what? I'm gonna be really straightforward with you right now
|
|
12:48
|
and let you know that we are co-parents to Raphael, and that is it.
|
|
12:53
|
That's true.
|
|
12:54
|
So what happened on parts one and three and four is not happening again.
|
|
12:59
|
What about what we did on part two?
|
|
13:02
|
You have no respect for me.
|
|
13:03
|
I have nothing but respect for you.
|
|
13:07
|
Stop.
|
|
13:09
|
Stop.
|
|
13:10
|
-Stop it. -Stop.
|
|
13:13
|
I would appreciate if you didn't look at me like that.
|
|
13:16
|
-Where should I look? -I can't look at you.
|
|
13:20
|
-I'm still here though. -[sighs]
|
|
13:22
|
I know you.
|
|
13:23
|
-God. Hi. -[laughs]
|
|
13:25
|
-How are you doing? Sorry to scare you. -Don't worry.
|
|
13:27
|
I am so excited that you are here.
|
|
13:30
|
Oh, yeah. No, I'm so excited.
|
|
13:32
|
Gotta tell you, I love the TikTok stuff.
|
|
13:34
|
You are crushing it. Absolutely crushing it.
|
|
13:37
|
I mean, clearly. 120 million followers. You are unbelievable.
|
|
13:40
|
I love the one where you and your cat lip-synch to Harry Potter.
|
|
13:44
|
I can't believe you've seen all that.
|
|
13:46
|
[laughs] It's fantastic!
|
|
13:47
|
Hey, maybe you and I can do one together while we're here.
|
|
13:51
|
-Oh, yeah, maybe. -Yeah.
|
|
13:53
|
-What's your name? -Carla.
|
|
13:55
|
Nice to meet you. You got great energy about you.
|
|
13:58
|
Gavs!
|
|
14:01
|
Who is that?
|
|
14:03
|
One of the actors. He's not that good though.
|
|
14:05
|
-[piano music playing] -May I refresh your water?
|
|
14:09
|
Yeah, please.
|
|
14:12
|
Thanks.
|
|
14:13
|
Why you look at me with weird eyes? [chuckles]
|
|
14:19
|
[Dieter sighs]
|
|
14:23
|
-Jesus fucking Christ. -Wow.
|
|
14:26
|
-[man] Hey! -[woman] Hey!
|
|
14:28
|
-[Gavin] Okay. -Hit us with it, Gav.
|
|
14:30
|
Welcome! I'm gonna introduce somebody now who is…
|
|
14:35
|
He's special.
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14:38
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He's funny.
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14:40
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He's extremely intelligent.
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14:43
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And he's a…
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14:46
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He's a visionary.
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14:49
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He shot a brilliant movie called Tiles of Love
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14:52
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while working at Home Depot.
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14:54
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-Our director… Darren Eigen! -[cheering]
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14:59
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-[whistling] Whoo! -Thank you! Thanks, you guys. Uh…
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15:03
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I just wanna say
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15:05
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I am so lucky to be able to work with a cast this talented.
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15:09
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This is your car,
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15:12
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and I'm gonna step in and take the wheel.
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15:15
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This drive is gonna be a little crazy.
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15:18
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Gonna head towards the railing a couple of times. Might hit it.
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15:22
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Some of you might not even survive.
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15:24
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But I've got the end of the road in my sight.
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15:30
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Might be a crazy ride,
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15:33
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but it's gonna look great,
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15:36
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and it's gonna make the world forget all their problems.
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15:41
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So,
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15:42
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let's go for a ride.
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15:44
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We're fucked.
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15:46
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["Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat playing]
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15:48
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Are you sure it's safe?
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15:50
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Just don't put your hands too close to your face.
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15:52
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-[squawking] -[nervously] Oh, shit. Aah!
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15:55
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No! No! No!
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15:57
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-[Darren] Grab. Nice. Right arm. Block. -[grunting]
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16:01
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Move around. Good. Let me hear the rage. Aah. Spins around, kick. Great.
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16:06
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[trainer] Get him, boy. Get him!
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16:08
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-[screaming] -[dog growling and snarling]
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16:11
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Heart shot! Yeah!
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16:13
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Dick shot!
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16:14
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[trainer] Over.
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16:15
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Pow.
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16:17
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[Howie] Oi! And roll.
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16:20
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-[grunts] -[exclaims]
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16:21
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[both grunting]
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16:24
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[mimics choking]
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16:27
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[yells]
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16:28
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[trainer] Rusty, come! Come on, boy!
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16:30
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Can you train him to peck off Dustin's balls?
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16:33
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[laughing]
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16:35
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I'm just kidding.
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16:37
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But can you? [laughing]
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16:39
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♪ Said bitch, I'm the after You been the before ♪
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16:41
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♪ I been the stallion You been the seahorse ♪
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16:43
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♪ Don't need a report Don't need a press run ♪
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16:45
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♪ All of my bad pics Been all my best ones ♪
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16:47
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♪ I wear the hat And I wear the pants ♪
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16:48
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♪ I am advanced I get advance ♪
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16:50
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♪ And I do my dance And cancel the plans ♪
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16:52
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♪ Boo, don't be mad 'Cause you had the chance ♪
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16:54
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♪ Drop, said I took it and I ran for it I won it, then I stand on it ♪
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16:58
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♪ Money on the floor when we dance on it Shine bright, let them put a tan on it ♪
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17:02
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♪ Said I took it and I ran for it I won it, then I stand on it ♪
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17:06
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♪ Money on the floor When we dance on it ♪
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17:08
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♪ Shine bright Let them put a tan on it like ♪
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17:10
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♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
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17:12
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♪ I'm a bitch and a boss I'mma shine like gloss ♪
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17:14
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♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
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17:15
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♪ I'm a bitch and a boss I'mma shine like gloss ♪
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17:17
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♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
|
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17:19
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♪ I'm a bitch and a boss I'mma shine like gloss ♪
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17:21
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♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
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17:23
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♪ I'm a bitch and a boss I'mma shine like gloss ♪
|
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17:29
|
Gavin, how are you?
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17:31
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Hi! [chuckles] How are you doing?
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17:34
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Oh, good. I just wanted to say, uh, good luck,
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17:37
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and we love you, and we're counting on you.
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17:40
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I know. I'm on it.
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17:41
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You are such a hero for keeping the lights on at the studio.
|
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17:45
|
This lockdown has been so hard on all of us.
|
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17:49
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But you're skiing?
|
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17:51
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Yeah, well, this was the only country that was open. Thank God I got my shot.
|
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17:55
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[chuckles] Did you? I thought they weren't available for six months.
|
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17:58
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Oh, they're not. Not for normal people, but I'm with rich people.
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18:02
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Don't hate the player, hate the game. Ugh! I hate the game.
|
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18:05
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Anyway, have a great shoot.
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18:08
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I love you. I'm in love with you.
|
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18:11
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And do not fuck me!
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18:14
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So the thing about Harmony Ignite is it's about dreams.
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18:17
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It's about how you go about fulfilling your dreams.
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18:20
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I'm not really looking for a new religion.
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18:23
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I'm Hindu. Many gods, very busy.
|
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18:25
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-I have a question for you, man. -Mm-hmm.
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18:28
|
-What's your dream? -My dream?
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18:30
|
Your dream. I wanna hear it.
|
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18:33
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This won't be the last pandemic. We all know that.
|
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18:36
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-Absolutely. -We still need to have sex.
|
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18:38
|
My brother, a software engineer in India, has invented a glove.
|
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18:41
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It's like a hand that you can wrap around you
|
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18:44
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or put inside you, anally.
|
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18:46
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Then somewhere, in a different city, somebody else has the hand,
|
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18:50
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and then they do things to the hand that you feel on you or inside you.
|
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18:55
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You're safe. It's sanitary ecstasy. You'll be wearing virtual reality goggles,
|
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18:59
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so you can have sex anywhere in the world with anyone.
|
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19:03
|
Well, thank you for coming to pick up my tray. Appreciate it.
|
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19:07
|
Oh, no. Sure, yeah. Uh…
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19:10
|
This was…
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19:11
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If you get lonely…
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19:14
|
[whimsical music playing]
|
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19:16
|
Anika.
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19:17
|
Hi.
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19:18
|
I was wondering if you could help.
|
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19:21
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With what?
|
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19:22
|
You wanna have sex with me?
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19:23
|
Yes, I do!
|
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19:25
|
-[thumps desk] -Amazing.
|
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19:26
|
Not now.
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19:28
|
When?
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19:29
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When I get to know you, because I like you.
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19:32
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-Great. -Then I would like you to meet my father.
|
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19:36
|
And if you get his permission, you will sign a lifelong agreement
|
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19:39
|
because I am a pure angel,
|
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19:41
|
and you won't come across someone like me again.
|
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19:54
|
[pleasant music playing]
|
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19:55
|
[Gunther] Okay, hi, guys!
|
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19:57
|
Yeah, let's talk about zones for a moment. Uh, there are three main ones, okay?
|
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20:01
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There's Red Zone. That's the best zone. That's the actors, okay?
|
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20:05
|
Then there's Blue Zone. That's for crew.
|
|
20:07
|
Then there's Yellow Zone for office staff. We don't need to worry about that.
|
|
20:12
|
Um, a lot of you have been asking about flirting.
|
|
20:15
|
Yes, it happens. Um, physical touch is, of course, off the table.
|
|
20:18
|
Um, so what I would recommend is making sweet eyes at each other.
|
|
20:22
|
Um, if you're wondering what that looks like, that'd be…
|
|
20:27
|
[chuckles softly] Mm.
|
|
20:31
|
[chuckling] Wha…
|
|
20:35
|
Oh.
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20:37
|
Mm.
|
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20:39
|
Are there any questions?
|
|
20:42
|
Amazing! Let's have some fun.
|
|
20:44
|
[heroic instrumental music playing]
|
|
20:49
|
[man 1] So, uh, Gio, this is your first expedition up Mount Everest?
|
|
20:54
|
[in ambiguous accent] Yes, but, uh, it is not news to me
|
|
20:57
|
that Modelcorp is lucky to have hired all of you
|
|
21:00
|
to make sure all the creatures of this land are respected
|
|
21:06
|
and honored.
|
|
21:07
|
[man 2] It's not a creature.
|
|
21:09
|
What we hear from the locals, we may be dealing with a cliff beast.
|
|
21:13
|
Climate change has melted the whole top of the mountain.
|
|
21:16
|
It's a burnt wasteland.
|
|
21:19
|
The beast must have come out of the melted permafrost.
|
|
21:21
|
[cliff beast growling]
|
|
21:23
|
[suspenseful music playing]
|
|
21:24
|
Global warming, my ass! Who did this?
|
|
21:28
|
Uh, man.
|
|
21:31
|
And wo-man.
|
|
21:32
|
One thing I've learned growing up in the mossy savannas of Alabama
|
|
21:36
|
is if you've seen one June bug,
|
|
21:39
|
there's more than likely 500 more waiting in the wings.
|
|
21:42
|
-We've seen this before. -Five times is what I have heard.
|
|
21:45
|
[distant growling]
|
|
21:47
|
Why are we going towards the dinosaurs? That's where the danger is!
|
|
21:50
|
-[squealing in distance] -[gasps]
|
|
21:52
|
Oh, no. That sounds like a baby crying for its mama.
|
|
21:56
|
[man screaming]
|
|
21:57
|
That ain't no baby!
|
|
21:59
|
[intense music playing]
|
|
22:02
|
My God, what are we gonna do?
|
|
22:04
|
[man screaming]
|
|
22:06
|
[all screaming]
|
|
22:09
|
Somebody help him!
|
|
22:10
|
[man 1] Drop him!
|
|
22:11
|
[loud growling]
|
|
22:16
|
Hang in there!
|
|
22:17
|
How does he fly? He has no feathers!
|
|
22:19
|
Well, somebody taught him how to fly!
|
|
22:22
|
[man 2] Please stop!
|
|
22:24
|
It's okay. I got him!
|
|
22:26
|
[both yelling]
|
|
22:29
|
-[music stops] -[all yelling]
|
|
22:34
|
[Darren] All right, cut!
|
|
22:36
|
-Great work. -[bell ringing]
|
|
22:37
|
-That was a great take. -Moving on.
|
|
22:40
|
-Oh, um, Sean? -Yeah?
|
|
22:41
|
Did you have a chance to read the screenplay I sent you?
|
|
22:45
|
Oh. They're bringing me down. I'm sorry, buddy.
|
|
22:49
|
-Oh, I can still hear you. -[Sean] One second. Getting unplugged.
|
|
22:51
|
Darren, one note before we move on?
|
|
22:54
|
I don't get when Dolly says, "Somebody taught him how to fly."
|
|
22:57
|
They're cliff beasts. It's in their DNA. That's what they do. They fly.
|
|
23:01
|
You can't rewrite my lines. You're not the writer.
|
|
23:04
|
But it goes against dinosaur logic.
|
|
23:05
|
Why are you rewriting the script? We have a writer. Aren't you an actor?
|
|
23:09
|
Yes, but I'm also the guardian of the franchise.
|
|
23:12
|
-So I'm rewriting it. -We have somebody.
|
|
23:15
|
Can we play to the top of our audience's intelligence?
|
|
23:17
|
No, our audience is down here. They're kids. That's our audience.
|
|
23:20
|
Don't listen to him. He doesn't want me to have the big crowd-applause line.
|
|
23:24
|
Lauren, all of your lines will be big applause lines
|
|
23:27
|
if movie theaters ever open again.
|
|
23:29
|
Carol hates the writing too.
|
|
23:31
|
What? Carol?
|
|
23:33
|
Lauren, that was private!
|
|
23:35
|
Plus, I also didn't say it.
|
|
23:37
|
That is exactly why I asked them not to bring you back after you bailed.
|
|
23:41
|
-I didn't bail. Am I getting coffee? -[man] Mm-hmm.
|
|
23:44
|
-He doesn't know what he's doing. -What are you doing?
|
|
23:47
|
Covering your mic so people can't hear us.
|
|
23:50
|
I know. I do feel like my dialogue is a little lackluster.
|
|
23:53
|
So let me fix it. Let me punch it up.
|
|
23:56
|
-Can you do that? -I can punch it up.
|
|
23:58
|
Let me take care of you.
|
|
24:00
|
How are you gonna take care of me?
|
|
24:02
|
Well, I'm gonna start dialogue-wise,
|
|
24:04
|
and then, you know, move on from there, I guess?
|
|
24:07
|
-You're gonna… punch me up? -Oh, yeah.
|
|
24:11
|
[laughs whimsically]
|
|
24:13
|
Guys, if you make any changes to the script, can you just cc me on it?
|
|
24:17
|
At least?
|
|
24:19
|
[softly] "Guardian of the franchise"? Assholes. I won Sundance!
|
|
24:23
|
-What's the point of us being up here? -Eyelines. So they know where to look.
|
|
24:28
|
Pretty cool.
|
|
24:30
|
[grunts]
|
|
24:31
|
[piano playing]
|
|
24:33
|
♪ Why do birds suddenly appear ♪
|
|
24:38
|
♪ Every time you are near? ♪
|
|
24:43
|
♪ Just like me ♪
|
|
24:46
|
♪ They long to be ♪
|
|
24:47
|
♪ Close to you… ♪
|
|
24:50
|
And you and you.
|
|
24:52
|
[humming]
|
|
24:54
|
-What's this? [laughs] -What's the next bit?
|
|
24:56
|
Hey, guys. Just listen up for a second.
|
|
24:59
|
Um…
|
|
25:00
|
We have had a situation on set
|
|
25:04
|
that means we're going to shut down production
|
|
25:07
|
and go back into quarantine.
|
|
25:09
|
[laughter]
|
|
25:11
|
That's not even funny.
|
|
25:14
|
Screw you, Gavin. That's hilarious, man.
|
|
25:17
|
I wish I was joking, but I'm not. You all have to go back to your rooms.
|
|
25:22
|
No!
|
|
25:23
|
We had a positive test on set,
|
|
25:26
|
and although I am forbidden from telling you who it was,
|
|
25:29
|
let's just say it's the girl who gets your coffees.
|
|
25:32
|
Um, her name's Wendy.
|
|
25:33
|
That creepy PA?
|
|
25:35
|
Yeah, production were trying to be safe by sending one person to get the coffees,
|
|
25:39
|
when in fact that led to Wendy touching about 80 coffee cups this morning.
|
|
25:43
|
We're gonna die.
|
|
25:45
|
-No, we're not gonna die! Howie. -[actors clamoring]
|
|
25:48
|
Is this how it always goes?
|
|
25:50
|
No, this is a shit show.
|
|
25:52
|
-Guys, calm down! -Oi!
|
|
25:55
|
[emotionally] I am a mother, so I have to go!
|
|
25:59
|
Or I need a larger room.
|
|
26:01
|
If I could just switch rooms with Howie,
|
|
26:03
|
because he has the tub, and I have only a shower!
|
|
26:07
|
[Howie] Yeah, but in Pakistan, you ain't shit!
|
|
26:09
|
Okay, guys, listen, okay? I have had the virus three times, okay?
|
|
26:15
|
And the first time, I didn't even notice it.
|
|
26:17
|
Second time, was in a coma.
|
|
26:19
|
The third time, I lost my sense of sort of taste and smell
|
|
26:22
|
and how I felt about people.
|
|
26:23
|
Trust me, that is something that you want to avoid.
|
|
26:26
|
I think he's still sick.
|
|
26:27
|
I can't wear rings anymore
|
|
26:29
|
because my fingers change size every single day.
|
|
26:32
|
I can't do this, man. I can't stay in my room any longer on my own.
|
|
26:35
|
If you make me, I'll fuck my chair!
|
|
26:37
|
No. Look, guys, we're here for you.
|
|
26:40
|
So don't worry. Once you're all back in your rooms,
|
|
26:44
|
we're gonna take great care of you.
|
|
26:46
|
You have to go into your room too.
|
|
26:48
|
-Why? -You had a latte.
|
|
26:50
|
-Oh, fuck! -I know.
|
|
26:52
|
So how are you feeling about the new quarantine?
|
|
26:55
|
-[people clamoring] -Really? Really?
|
|
26:57
|
-Sorry, when would be a good time-- -Never.
|
|
26:59
|
-Fuck off! -Perfect.
|
|
27:00
|
It's ten seconds and we're done. Are you ready?
|
|
27:02
|
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
|
|
27:05
|
-["Might bang, Might not" playing] -[yells]
|
|
27:07
|
Fuck you! Fuck you, you fucking bastard!
|
|
27:09
|
I'm gonna kill you, and then I'm gonna murder your ghost!
|
|
27:13
|
That was not too bad.
|
|
27:16
|
You okay?
|
|
27:17
|
♪ …and give you my space Know that that shit's not to waste, yo ♪
|
|
27:20
|
♪ Still better know your place, yo ♪
|
|
27:22
|
♪ I ain't slept good in days, yo… ♪
|
|
27:25
|
-I'm sorry. -I'll wait.
|
|
27:28
|
-That's a little too deep. -[Gunther] It's better that way. I think…
|
|
27:34
|
-Are you… Excuse me, are you all right? -[Gunther] Yes. Yeah, yeah.
|
|
27:37
|
♪ You ain't seen no one like me since Lauryn Hill back in the '90s, bitch ♪
|
|
27:41
|
♪ Feeling myself… ♪
|
|
27:42
|
[humming]
|
|
27:44
|
♪ The olders make way For the '90s kid ♪
|
|
27:45
|
♪ Please don't kill my high, I been… ♪
|
|
27:48
|
Fuck you! You're not gonna win! I am gonna win, you motherfucker!
|
|
27:52
|
"How many species have died because of man? Thousands!"
|
|
27:56
|
"I think it's snack time. For them."
|
|
27:58
|
[in ambiguous accent] "These cliff beasts are so large! How do they fly?"
|
|
28:02
|
"How? How?"
|
|
28:03
|
"How do they fly?"
|
|
28:05
|
"There's nothing left to eat but us."
|
|
28:07
|
[inhales sharply]
|
|
28:09
|
"These cliff beasts are so large!"
|
|
28:11
|
Sound idea for a cliff beast. Here's beast one.
|
|
28:15
|
[growling]
|
|
28:18
|
Swooping down.
|
|
28:19
|
[high-pitched screeching]
|
|
28:22
|
Mating.
|
|
28:23
|
[grunting and moaning]
|
|
28:26
|
Mourning the loss of a child.
|
|
28:28
|
[whimpering purr]
|
|
28:32
|
Full rage.
|
|
28:33
|
[loud roaring]
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28:37
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Mother, I can't do 13 more days of this!
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28:40
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I've already been doing this for 12 hours. It's too much!
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28:42
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Hey, guys, it's Krystal.
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28:44
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Um, I'm back in quarantine in my room.
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28:47
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I'm gonna need a lot of movie suggestions,
|
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28:49
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but I wanna watch more, like, dark stuff.
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28:52
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Everyone told me to watch this movie, E.T.? Felt a little racist.
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28:55
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I don't wanna watch anything that'd offend my fans.
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28:58
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I have respect for everybody that follows me.
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29:00
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Sean, you are not in competition with Krystal.
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29:03
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You are not aging. You don't need 100 million followers.
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29:09
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I am titanium!
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29:10
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I am invincible! Age is an illusion!
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29:12
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Time cannot catch me! Never die!
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29:13
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["Pardon My Freedom" by !!! playing]
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29:16
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♪ Like I give a fuck Like I give a shit about that fuck ♪
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29:20
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♪ Like I give a fuck Like I give a shit about that fuck ♪
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29:24
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♪ Like I give a fuck about that… ♪
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29:26
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[Howie] I need weed immediately! Buy a drone.
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29:28
|
Attach my marijuana to the drone. Fly that shit through my fucking window!
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29:32
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"I just want a safe place for the dinosaurs to live!"
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29:37
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[Dieter yells]
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29:39
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[giggles]
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29:45
|
[crying]
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29:48
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[manic laughter]
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29:53
|
-[both chuckle] -[pleasant music playing]
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29:55
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I really couldn't do this without you.
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29:57
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I probably could do it without you, but that's just because I'm used to it.
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30:02
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This is the first time I've left Indiana.
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30:05
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So did you, like, audition for the movie or what?
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30:08
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I think they just jammed me in this movie because I have a lot of followers.
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30:12
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Must be fun having 100 million followers.
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30:15
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Sometimes I just want a break,
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30:16
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but my mom just tells me if I don't keep putting out content,
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30:21
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then everybody's just gonna forget about me, so…
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30:23
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I can help you if you want.
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30:26
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You know, I've never had a normal friend.
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30:31
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No one's ever called me normal before.
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30:33
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[laughing]
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30:35
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Why are you laughing?
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30:38
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You're such a freak.
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30:41
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[Sean] Whoo! I'm doing it, son!
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30:44
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[laughs boisterously]
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30:46
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This is awesome!
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30:48
|
Gavin, buddy, can you hear me?
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30:50
|
Yeah.
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30:51
|
This is all I'm doing? I'm just going up?
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30:54
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You're only allowed to learn how to go up.
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30:57
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That's all we need for the shot in the movie.
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31:00
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[Sean] If I can go forward just even a little bit,
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31:02
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my fans, they will shit their dicks.
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31:05
|
Gavin, is this safe? Why is he doing this?
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31:07
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He wouldn't do the movie unless we let him do this.
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31:11
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How exciting is it to direct a movie with a $100 million budget?
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31:15
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It's a lot of pressure.
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31:16
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Well, it would be a lot of pressure if the cast wasn't so brilliant.
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31:20
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See you later, buddy.
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31:21
|
Are you worried people won't watch a movie about dinosaurs,
|
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31:24
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given the serious nature of the global pandemic?
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31:27
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Hey, are you being a fly on the wall?
|
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31:30
|
You're a pretty noisy fucking fly! I can hardly hear the helicopter!
|
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31:34
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Sorry, just doing my job.
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31:35
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What job is that? Trying to get in my fucking head?
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31:39
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Like he wants me to fail!
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31:41
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Don't let him mess with your focus. Everybody wants you to fail.
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31:44
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Don't give a fuck about him.
|
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31:46
|
What?
|
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31:53
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-Where's Ronjon? -You asked for a tray table to be removed.
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31:56
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I said send Ronjon.
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31:58
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You wanted sex, but you will get love.
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32:03
|
Hold on.
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32:04
|
[slow instrumental music playing]
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32:16
|
Isn't that nice?
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32:19
|
You don't know me!
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32:22
|
[playing a pleasant tune]
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32:25
|
Am I a great director?
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32:29
|
Yes, of course you are.
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32:31
|
You have a vision.
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32:32
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-Yeah, I think I do. -Yeah.
|
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32:34
|
So what do I do when Dustin keeps trying to rewrite the script?
|
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32:38
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When he tells you his ideas, tell him you'll think about them,
|
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32:43
|
and then never get back to him.
|
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32:45
|
You do that to me.
|
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32:46
|
No, with you, I'm actually thinking.
|
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32:48
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[laughing]
|
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32:51
|
I'm just playing around.
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32:54
|
Making movies is fun!
|
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32:57
|
That's why we do it!
|
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32:59
|
I'm sorry I skipped your mom's funeral to go to the People's Choice Awards.
|
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33:04
|
I'm sorry that I
|
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33:07
|
burned down your back office.
|
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33:09
|
I'm sorry I slept with your agent.
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33:13
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-Sorry that-- -And your manager.
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33:16
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And your divorce lawyer.
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33:18
|
-Yeah. -Uh…
|
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33:20
|
I'm sorry I gave up on us.
|
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33:23
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[sighs] Why is it always so hard?
|
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33:25
|
[sighs] I think 'cause you're so strong. You're so intimidating. So talented.
|
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33:31
|
Hmm.
|
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33:33
|
I feel like nobody would be able to fix the script the way you do
|
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33:37
|
and stay in such incredible shape.
|
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33:42
|
And you
|
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33:44
|
are an amazing mother.
|
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33:46
|
-[whimsical music playing] -[gasps softly]
|
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33:48
|
-Take me to the peak! -We are on a mountain!
|
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33:52
|
[Lauren] Mount Everest! [laughing]
|
|
33:55
|
-Ooh. I think I see one of the crew. -Oh, shit. Get…
|
|
33:59
|
Uh, so how is the major motion picture going?
|
|
34:03
|
It's fine. Everybody's just old.
|
|
34:06
|
Is there somebody cute there?
|
|
34:08
|
-[chuckling] -Who you maybe wanna smooch with?
|
|
34:11
|
Don't be gross, Mom! God!
|
|
34:13
|
Is Timmy-thee Oilyphant there? Oh.
|
|
34:17
|
-No! -I could…
|
|
34:19
|
Why are you saying it like that? That's not his name!
|
|
34:22
|
But I wish he was here. I do. He's very cute.
|
|
34:25
|
Oh. Are you nervous to meet the dinosaurs during your act?
|
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34:29
|
Mom, they're not real!
|
|
34:31
|
They, like… They put them in after.
|
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34:33
|
I thought there was an elephant wearing a mask or something.
|
|
34:36
|
I wish you were here. I'm so lonely.
|
|
34:40
|
Aww! [squealing]
|
|
34:46
|
[chuckles]
|
|
34:47
|
[thudding overhead]
|
|
34:48
|
-[chandelier tinkling] -[moans softly]
|
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34:51
|
[heavy thud]
|
|
34:53
|
[sighs]
|
|
34:55
|
Come on! [huffs]
|
|
34:59
|
[whimsical music playing]
|
|
35:10
|
[thudding continues]
|
|
35:13
|
-Oh! Jesus! [grunts] -You okay?
|
|
35:16
|
-I'm fine! -Let me check.
|
|
35:18
|
-Hey, whoa, social distancing. -Sorry.
|
|
35:20
|
Why are you kicking balls around?
|
|
35:22
|
Uh, I'm with my squad. We're just bubbling before the big game.
|
|
35:26
|
-A game? What kind of a game? -Football.
|
|
35:28
|
Soccer. I play for Betis.
|
|
35:31
|
Oh. I didn't realize anybody else was in this hotel.
|
|
35:34
|
Well, we are.
|
|
35:36
|
Well, I'm bubbling too. I'm an actress, and we're making a movie.
|
|
35:41
|
I know you.
|
|
35:42
|
Cliff Beasts.
|
|
35:44
|
Dr. Lacie.
|
|
35:46
|
Yes, that's me, Dr. Lacie.
|
|
35:48
|
You're in Jerusalem Rising too, right?
|
|
35:50
|
-Yes. -I have to ask.
|
|
35:52
|
Are you half-Palestinian, half-Israeli?
|
|
35:55
|
Actually, I'm not either.
|
|
35:57
|
Great acting.
|
|
35:59
|
Ah! That's so good to hear. So many people got mad at me.
|
|
36:02
|
Everyone was offended. I was like, "I'm just trying to create a piece of art
|
|
36:06
|
that might help solve the issues."
|
|
36:08
|
Peace.
|
|
36:10
|
Well, Lacie, would you like to, uh, go to my room right now and just talk for a bit?
|
|
36:17
|
-I'd like to talk. -Yeah, me too.
|
|
36:19
|
I feel like I haven't talked in a very long time.
|
|
36:22
|
I'm a lot of fun to talk to.
|
|
36:25
|
I've just been talking to myself lately.
|
|
36:27
|
If I don't talk to you, I think I'm going to explode.
|
|
36:30
|
But I don't think we're allowed to cross bubbles.
|
|
36:33
|
No, we wouldn't be crossing bubbles.
|
|
36:36
|
We'd be making a new bubble.
|
|
36:38
|
Then we're just inside each other's bubbles.
|
|
36:41
|
[exhales]
|
|
36:44
|
No. No, no, no. No, we can't. Stop it. Stop it.
|
|
36:48
|
Goodbye, Dr. Lacie.
|
|
36:51
|
[meditation music playing]
|
|
36:53
|
-[Bola] Hello, friends. Good morning. -[exhales]
|
|
36:57
|
Thank you all for joining our morning meditation.
|
|
37:01
|
This is our opportunity to breathe, let go of our troubles, and recharge.
|
|
37:07
|
Yeah.
|
|
37:08
|
[Bola] I want you to close your eyes.
|
|
37:12
|
-Let the air fill your lungs… -[inhales]
|
|
37:16
|
…and release the fear of catching the virus.
|
|
37:21
|
And release the fear of the movie industry collapsing,
|
|
37:26
|
leaving all of you penniless.
|
|
37:28
|
Why you saying that?
|
|
37:29
|
Breathe in, and breathe out that fear
|
|
37:33
|
that the world is soon going to realize
|
|
37:36
|
you people are not that special.
|
|
37:39
|
One might say useless.
|
|
37:41
|
-Excuse me, Bola. -[Bola] Yeah?
|
|
37:43
|
I can't take this. I can't take this shit no more, please.
|
|
37:46
|
Don't judge your thoughts. Observe them!
|
|
37:48
|
I can't observe them. This is more than I can take. Yeah, I'm in pain.
|
|
37:53
|
And I'm bored. Bored as fuck in this hotel!
|
|
37:56
|
I need out of the hotel right now!
|
|
37:58
|
Howie, let me tell you about Harmony Ignite.
|
|
38:00
|
Sean, do us a favor?
|
|
38:02
|
-Yeah. -Harmony Ignite your asshole!
|
|
38:04
|
-Howie! -Howie, easy!
|
|
38:06
|
You can't leave. You're the comic relief of the movie.
|
|
38:09
|
Fuck you, you fucker! How's that for witty comic relief? Huh?
|
|
38:11
|
[Sean] Howie.
|
|
38:12
|
I don't even know why you're complaining. It's not that bad being here.
|
|
38:16
|
Why you talking to me? Your dances pave the way to the hellfire.
|
|
38:19
|
-[Dustin] Howie. -[Carol] Oh, my God.
|
|
38:21
|
Emotions are like a wave. You just gotta ride 'em.
|
|
38:24
|
-Like a wave? -Let it pass.
|
|
38:26
|
-Let me show you a wave. -Oh, my God! Howie!
|
|
38:28
|
-Howie! -[Darren] Let go.
|
|
38:30
|
Are you riding the wave? How's this wave for you?
|
|
38:32
|
-Howie, you're hurting him. -I've got his dick in my hand! His lulli!
|
|
38:36
|
Let go of his lulli.
|
|
38:37
|
Howie, release! Release!
|
|
38:39
|
I'll rip his lulli off if you keep pushing me!
|
|
38:42
|
Don't push me! That's enough. I'm gone from here.
|
|
38:45
|
Sick of this place! What kind of devilish business going on in here?
|
|
38:48
|
Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here?
|
|
38:50
|
I'll tell you what. I'm leaving!
|
|
38:52
|
Howie, you are not leaving. We are in the middle of shooting!
|
|
38:56
|
I don't give a shit. You can replace me.
|
|
38:58
|
That's not true! No one can play Jarrar but you.
|
|
39:00
|
You're irreplaceable!
|
|
39:02
|
Anybody could play Jarrar! Should I tell you why? Batman!
|
|
39:05
|
-Batman? -He was Michael Keaton, yeah?
|
|
39:07
|
Then he was Val Kilmer.
|
|
39:08
|
Then George Clooney, but he brought too much sex to the role!
|
|
39:11
|
They got rid of him, brought in Ben Affleck, Christian Bale,
|
|
39:14
|
now he's that skinny bastard from Twilight.
|
|
39:16
|
Not within the same movie!
|
|
39:18
|
Zip! Gavin, everybody is replaceable.
|
|
39:21
|
This is a very judgmental business. You leave, you'll be blackballed.
|
|
39:25
|
Thank you for your concern, but I am gone!
|
|
39:28
|
And you can fuck off!
|
|
39:30
|
[actors] Howie!
|
|
39:31
|
Howie, your weed turned up this morning!
|
|
39:34
|
-Howie! -Howie, where are you going?
|
|
39:36
|
-I'm going to London! -Send help!
|
|
39:39
|
-[Lauren] We need you! -[Sean] What are you doing?
|
|
39:41
|
-Howie! Come on! -[Carol] Howie!
|
|
39:43
|
-[Bola] That was pretty good. -[Carol] He's okay.
|
|
39:45
|
Howie Frangopolous! Come back!
|
|
39:49
|
[Howie] ♪ Finally, escaped to freedom! ♪
|
|
39:52
|
Tah, tah, tah!
|
|
39:53
|
That is not London. He is going the wrong way.
|
|
39:56
|
Goodbye, Howie!
|
|
39:58
|
Goodbye!
|
|
40:08
|
Um… What is going on?
|
|
40:11
|
Oh. A little bit of extra protection for you. A little bit of security.
|
|
40:15
|
Don't worry! We'll pop stickers on your backs.
|
|
40:18
|
-[Carol] Your hands are cold. -[Sean] What's going on our backs?
|
|
40:20
|
-[device beeps] -Hey! That is cold!
|
|
40:22
|
Sticker like a name badge?
|
|
40:24
|
Kind of, yeah. Just so we know where you are,
|
|
40:26
|
who you are, social distancing.
|
|
40:28
|
You're tracking us?
|
|
40:29
|
We're keeping you safe.
|
|
40:31
|
So it's just for health reasons. So we can keep the machine moving.
|
|
40:35
|
Understood, yeah.
|
|
40:37
|
[Gavin] Hey, gang!
|
|
40:38
|
I see you've all met Mr. Best, our new head of security.
|
|
40:42
|
We're in good hands with Mr. Best.
|
|
40:44
|
He was recently head of security for DaBaby.
|
|
40:46
|
Lovely lad.
|
|
40:48
|
I'm not wearing one of those, man. It's radiation. It's EMF.
|
|
40:51
|
Messes with my fucking brain waves. I don't even wear wireless earbuds.
|
|
40:55
|
-Hey! -Gavin…
|
|
40:58
|
Not your job.
|
|
40:59
|
[Sean] He'll do it. He's doing it.
|
|
41:00
|
[Gavin] Should we take it easy?
|
|
41:02
|
-There you go. -Okay, all done?
|
|
41:03
|
-[Carol] A little rough. -That's a little, uh…
|
|
41:06
|
What the fuck?
|
|
41:06
|
Right, off you go! There's a Golden Globe waiting for you!
|
|
41:11
|
Okay, guys, thank you very much. Thank you. Appreciate it.
|
|
41:15
|
Shit is getting real on Cliff Beasts.
|
|
41:18
|
Was that necessary?
|
|
41:19
|
No, just trying to get it in the can, as per instructions.
|
|
41:23
|
No one's gonna go wandering off now, are they?
|
|
41:25
|
[dramatic music playing]
|
|
41:29
|
[Dustin] Maybe Jarrar just wandered off.
|
|
41:32
|
[Lauren] You don't wander off on Everest.
|
|
41:34
|
He's a quitter. Once a quitter, always a quitter.
|
|
41:37
|
[in ambiguous accent] The corporation will not be happy.
|
|
41:40
|
I'm beginning to wonder about this corporation.
|
|
41:45
|
[gasps]
|
|
41:46
|
What is this?
|
|
41:47
|
[suspenseful music playing]
|
|
41:51
|
This is Jarrar's reversible polar fleece.
|
|
41:53
|
Well, maybe he got tired and he made camp here somewhere.
|
|
41:57
|
I am not so optimistic.
|
|
42:02
|
What is that?
|
|
42:03
|
[music intensifies]
|
|
42:07
|
-[Lauren] Sweet Jesus in a basket. -[flies buzzing]
|
|
42:14
|
Is that Jarrar?
|
|
42:15
|
It might not be him.
|
|
42:17
|
There are a lot of inexperienced hikers up here.
|
|
42:20
|
But that is his belt.
|
|
42:22
|
That doesn't mean anything. I got the same belt.
|
|
42:25
|
[loud growl]
|
|
42:30
|
[screeches]
|
|
42:33
|
Looks like… he's feeding.
|
|
42:43
|
It is so large. How does it fly?
|
|
42:54
|
[screaming]
|
|
42:56
|
[pants] I checked the whole west face. No sign of him.
|
|
42:59
|
[Lauren gasping]
|
|
43:00
|
[dramatic music playing]
|
|
43:03
|
[screaming]
|
|
43:04
|
[both screaming]
|
|
43:06
|
[all screaming]
|
|
43:08
|
-Cut! It's great. -[bell ringing]
|
|
43:10
|
-What do you think? Is it gonna work? -Hmm.
|
|
43:12
|
-I've got one thought. -Yeah.
|
|
43:15
|
Fuck Howie.
|
|
43:16
|
[laughing]
|
|
43:18
|
You're bad!
|
|
43:21
|
[line ringing]
|
|
43:24
|
Hello?
|
|
43:25
|
Hello. Is Josh there?
|
|
43:28
|
Hold on. Josh!
|
|
43:30
|
[Josh] Coming!
|
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43:31
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Will you turn off the bath?
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43:33
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Hey, Carol. What's up?
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43:35
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Hi. Who was that?
|
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43:37
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Uh, well, that's Monica.
|
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43:40
|
Who is Monica?
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43:41
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She's the…
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43:43
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the server that you liked who waited on us on Valentine's Day.
|
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43:46
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She's the waitress from Baltaire?
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43:48
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Don't say "waitress" with that tone. She risks her life to feed people!
|
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43:51
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-Why is she in my house? -[Josh sighs]
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43:54
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Look, I'm just gonna say this, all right?
|
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43:56
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I'm breaking up with you.
|
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43:58
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[chuckles] What?
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44:00
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And it's not just about Monica either.
|
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44:02
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I realized that all you care about is yourself, and not me.
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44:05
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Where is this coming from?
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44:07
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Of course I care. I care about you so much!
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44:09
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You care about me so much that you jump on a plane to London during a plague!
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44:14
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-I can't believe this! -[Josh] Say goodbye to Carol!
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44:17
|
Who's Carol?
|
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44:18
|
-[line disconnects] -[sniffles]
|
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44:20
|
[piano music playing softly on speakers]
|
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44:22
|
-Pippa? -Hmm?
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44:24
|
Do you wanna have sex with me?
|
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44:27
|
I'm eating, blud.
|
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44:29
|
Sorry. Sorry.
|
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44:32
|
Gunther?
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44:35
|
I'm done eating, but I'm okay, thank you.
|
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44:41
|
[whimsical music playing]
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44:46
|
[exhales nervously]
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44:49
|
[clears throat]
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44:51
|
[Carol] Hi.
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44:52
|
Dr. Lacie.
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44:55
|
-I dreamed it would be you. -You did?
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44:57
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-My name is Zaki. -Oh, I was gonna ask you.
|
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44:59
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-Let's talk. -Okay.
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45:01
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[Carol clears throat]
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45:05
|
Hello!
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45:07
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[both laughing]
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45:08
|
-Hey, Rafi! -Point the camera up.
|
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45:10
|
-Move the camera. -Fine.
|
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45:11
|
[Dustin] Let me see that…
|
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45:12
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-[Lauren] Hi! -Nice 'stache.
|
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45:14
|
How's the homework?
|
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45:15
|
I'm quitting high school. I don't need it. My friends said I can get a trust fund.
|
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45:19
|
-Guess what? -What?
|
|
45:21
|
Mommy and Papa are back together.
|
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45:24
|
Mom, I thought you were dating the guy who used to be on Friends!
|
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45:27
|
-Raphael, stop it! -Dad is the devil!
|
|
45:29
|
What?
|
|
45:30
|
He's never gonna change! I googled him. He's done some fucked-up shit.
|
|
45:34
|
I've gotta finish my game. Bye!
|
|
45:36
|
Rafi!
|
|
45:39
|
What a nightmare!
|
|
45:41
|
-Ever wonder if we picked the right kid? -Don't say that.
|
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45:44
|
No, when we got him, they said he was just shy and that he'd warm up,
|
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45:48
|
but he never warmed up--
|
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45:50
|
[Rafi] I can hear you!
|
|
45:52
|
Man, you guys are a bag full of dicks!
|
|
45:55
|
Fuck!
|
|
45:57
|
No!
|
|
45:59
|
That was…
|
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46:00
|
There's no coming back from that.
|
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46:02
|
[whimsical music playing]
|
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46:06
|
I don't think we're allowed to leave the hotel. I signed something.
|
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46:09
|
We're 18. They expect us to do this.
|
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46:11
|
Okay, let's go to London.
|
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46:17
|
[both giggle]
|
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46:20
|
Make me smile.
|
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46:24
|
Hmm…
|
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46:26
|
[screen chimes]
|
|
46:28
|
Hello, I'm Kate.
|
|
46:30
|
Welcome to your 30-minute morning stretch.
|
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46:33
|
Are you ready to start a new day with new habits?
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46:37
|
Change me. Change me.
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46:39
|
-Great! -Change me.
|
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46:41
|
I'm ready too.
|
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46:42
|
Let's go. We're just gonna start with a really easy swing.
|
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46:46
|
No stress. Great.
|
|
46:49
|
Let's come down.
|
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46:52
|
Let's just take a moment to connect with the earth.
|
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46:55
|
[exhales sharply]
|
|
46:58
|
-Dieter. -Huh?
|
|
47:00
|
You're kind of cute.
|
|
47:04
|
I like your hair.
|
|
47:07
|
For our next exercise,
|
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47:09
|
I would like you to enter me for 30 thrusts.
|
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47:12
|
Let's do that ten times,
|
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47:15
|
and continue until I say we're done.
|
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47:20
|
That's a lot of sets.
|
|
47:21
|
-[both panting] -I love you, Dr. Lacie.
|
|
47:24
|
I love you too. But it's Carol.
|
|
47:27
|
[moans] Carol Lacie.
|
|
47:29
|
-No, just Carol! -[both gasp]
|
|
47:31
|
Dr. Carol.
|
|
47:32
|
-No, I'm not a doctor. -[grunts]
|
|
47:35
|
Kate?
|
|
47:38
|
Are you me?
|
|
47:39
|
I'm you. You're me. I'm horny. Who cares?
|
|
47:42
|
This is creepy,
|
|
47:44
|
but I like it.
|
|
47:45
|
Shut up. Get over here.
|
|
47:48
|
Yes, ma'am.
|
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47:53
|
[upbeat music playing]
|
|
48:00
|
[both moaning and gasping]
|
|
48:02
|
[speaking Spanish]
|
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48:04
|
I don't understand!
|
|
48:05
|
[moaning loudly]
|
|
48:07
|
[both panting]
|
|
48:13
|
Did you?
|
|
48:15
|
No.
|
|
48:16
|
I never orgasm.
|
|
48:18
|
Oh! [moaning]
|
|
48:22
|
[Kate, repeating] Are you ready to start a new day?
|
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48:26
|
[Dieter] I'm sorry.
|
|
48:27
|
[whimsical music playing]
|
|
48:29
|
Ronjon, make sure you spend time on that pineapple. Each groove.
|
|
48:34
|
All right.
|
|
48:36
|
Thank you.
|
|
48:37
|
[shivering]
|
|
48:41
|
Oh, my God.
|
|
48:43
|
I think I'm sick.
|
|
48:45
|
Yeah, you're sick with love.
|
|
48:48
|
No, I think it's the virus.
|
|
48:51
|
You can't have the virus. We're in the bubble.
|
|
48:56
|
[vomiting]
|
|
48:59
|
Bola, hold my hair.
|
|
49:01
|
Your hair is short. There is no hair to hold!
|
|
49:03
|
[groaning] Hold my hair!
|
|
49:05
|
Uh, I don't want to be here. I want to resign.
|
|
49:08
|
[sobbing] Bola…
|
|
49:10
|
Uh…
|
|
49:12
|
[hesitates] I really don't want to.
|
|
49:15
|
-I'm not supposed to be here. -[sobs] Bola…
|
|
49:17
|
Where do I hold? Okay!
|
|
49:19
|
[vomiting, grunts]
|
|
49:22
|
[Bola] No! No, no, no, no!
|
|
49:24
|
[farts]
|
|
49:25
|
[both screaming]
|
|
49:28
|
[Gavin] Okay, guys? Uh, listen up.
|
|
49:31
|
Uh, I've got some very important health news for you.
|
|
49:34
|
-You all tested negative for the virus. -Yes!
|
|
49:38
|
However, some of you have tested positive for influenza.
|
|
49:44
|
-The good virus. -[Gunther] The good one.
|
|
49:46
|
Two of you tested positive
|
|
49:48
|
for two separate cases of sexually transmitted diseases.
|
|
49:52
|
How'd we get the flu? We're in the bubble.
|
|
49:55
|
[Gavin] We've narrowed it down to a delivery person
|
|
49:57
|
and one of the gardeners. We are handling it.
|
|
49:59
|
If this is just the normal flu,
|
|
50:01
|
we could push on and complete the day, right?
|
|
50:04
|
Absolutely, yeah.
|
|
50:05
|
Actors are some of the toughest people I know. We can handle it.
|
|
50:09
|
I once played host to a 30-foot-long tapeworm
|
|
50:13
|
during Cliff Beasts 2, and nobody even knew.
|
|
50:16
|
I broke my wrist and ankle on the last movie I did.
|
|
50:19
|
-I didn't tell anybody. -Good lad. That's the spirit.
|
|
50:22
|
I'm very concerned about Carol and Dieter.
|
|
50:25
|
I think they should at least have the rest of the day off.
|
|
50:28
|
We're not shutting this down for a bit of snot.
|
|
50:31
|
Let's have a show of hands, okay? Who wants to power through today?
|
|
50:35
|
[coughing]
|
|
50:36
|
Right, let's get out there and kill some cliff beasts!
|
|
50:41
|
-[actors] Yeah! -Yes!
|
|
50:42
|
[dramatic music playing]
|
|
50:46
|
[straining]
|
|
50:47
|
[loud growling in distance]
|
|
50:49
|
I can hear something!
|
|
50:51
|
The nest must be close.
|
|
50:54
|
[grunting]
|
|
50:59
|
You guys better get moving, or you're gonna be bird seed.
|
|
51:02
|
[Sean grunts]
|
|
51:04
|
I don't feel so good.
|
|
51:06
|
We should do this another day.
|
|
51:08
|
[grunting]
|
|
51:10
|
-You got this. -[Dustin] Lauren?
|
|
51:13
|
-[sighs] -Lauren!
|
|
51:15
|
[Lauren moans]
|
|
51:16
|
Something's up with Lauren.
|
|
51:17
|
[both grunting]
|
|
51:20
|
I can't do this anymore.
|
|
51:23
|
[Krystal moans]
|
|
51:25
|
[Carol] Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up.
|
|
51:27
|
[Krystal] Please don't because then I will too.
|
|
51:30
|
Winners never quit, and quitters never win!
|
|
51:33
|
I don't wanna act anymore. I wanna go back to the room.
|
|
51:36
|
Let's shoot it quickly. You'll be proud when it's done.
|
|
51:39
|
Carol, can you stop gaslighting me?
|
|
51:40
|
Gaslighting? That is not gaslighting. You know what? Your generation sucks!
|
|
51:45
|
At least I'm not a baby boomer.
|
|
51:46
|
I'm not a baby boomer. I am Generation Y, thank you very much.
|
|
51:50
|
Ladies, this is no time for catfighting.
|
|
51:52
|
-[dramatic music playing] -[loud screeching]
|
|
51:57
|
I saw a photo of you at a Nirvana concert.
|
|
52:01
|
[scoffs] No, you didn't. That wasn't me.
|
|
52:03
|
It doesn't look like they're climbing.
|
|
52:05
|
Right, like, why don't they have ropes?
|
|
52:07
|
And would they let the little girl free climb a cliff like this?
|
|
52:11
|
Would she even know how to do it?
|
|
52:13
|
-I think she's unconscious. -I think Lauren seems fine.
|
|
52:17
|
Wake up, Lauren. Come on. Climb.
|
|
52:19
|
For your first time free climbing, you're doing a great job, guys!
|
|
52:22
|
Okay, guys, I really think I'm gonna throw up.
|
|
52:25
|
[Dustin] Maybe call the set medic?
|
|
52:27
|
I don't like it when people throw up.
|
|
52:29
|
Oh, God.
|
|
52:30
|
[vomits and groans]
|
|
52:32
|
Whoops.
|
|
52:36
|
-Should we bring them down? -Let's just see how it plays out.
|
|
52:39
|
Should we be concerned about this level of vomit? Just 'cause, you know…
|
|
52:44
|
There's something going round.
|
|
52:45
|
-[Bola] It smells like ham or something. -Shh. It's okay.
|
|
52:48
|
I need touch-ups on hair and makeup, please!
|
|
52:51
|
-[stomach gurgling] -Can hair and makeup step in, please?
|
|
52:54
|
Hey, Lauren? Who would you say is the most fun person to act with?
|
|
52:57
|
Gavin, there's no time for recuperation.
|
|
53:00
|
You have to get the dinosaurs flying again.
|
|
53:02
|
-I'm not a magician. -I know you're not a fucking magician!
|
|
53:05
|
If you were, you could pull a movie out of your ass!
|
|
53:07
|
Oh, my God, it's Minnie Driver. [gasps] I love her.
|
|
53:10
|
You know, these are human beings. They're not machines.
|
|
53:13
|
Bucko, need I remind you, you used to be addicted to meth.
|
|
53:17
|
Once you stayed up for three weeks, did something bad, and I covered for you.
|
|
53:21
|
Okay, yes, I remember. Thank you for reminding me, Paula.
|
|
53:24
|
If I'd ever told anyone, you'd be in jail for the rest of your life.
|
|
53:28
|
Don't make me get tough. I don't like to get tough.
|
|
53:30
|
You do like being tough. You love it.
|
|
53:33
|
Can I put something into perspective for you?
|
|
53:35
|
We are one of two movies in production right now.
|
|
53:38
|
-It's us and Tom Cruise. -[Gavin] Yeah.
|
|
53:39
|
If we fail, a $50 billion corporation is going to go down.
|
|
53:45
|
People murder each other over ten grand.
|
|
53:47
|
What do you think they're gonna do over $50 billion?
|
|
53:51
|
You ass! [gasps]
|
|
53:53
|
Oh, dear.
|
|
53:55
|
Okay, so Mel Gibson is on the boat, and I think he thinks we're dating.
|
|
53:59
|
We did stuff last night. He's taking it too seriously.
|
|
54:02
|
What did you do?
|
|
54:03
|
Just over-the-pants stuff.
|
|
54:05
|
Guy, what's up?
|
|
54:07
|
Oh! Listen! I've got so many presents for you.
|
|
54:11
|
These people, they don't even care about what they have.
|
|
54:14
|
Yeah, I've got soap. I've got cream.
|
|
54:17
|
I've got… You need a corkscrew? I'm gonna send you two corkscrews.
|
|
54:21
|
There's Bibles everywhere, in every room. They don't even read them!
|
|
54:24
|
I'm gonna send it to you so we can pray for them 'cause they're all going to hell.
|
|
54:29
|
-They're mistreating you. -Mmm.
|
|
54:32
|
Makes me furious.
|
|
54:35
|
You know what you need to do?
|
|
54:37
|
You need to lead a revolution.
|
|
54:40
|
Yes, revolution.
|
|
54:42
|
You're like little cogs in the machine. Don't you see it?
|
|
54:47
|
They've been using you!
|
|
54:49
|
You're going to burn down the machinery of corporate capitalism.
|
|
54:53
|
-Yes. -They are not the power.
|
|
54:56
|
You are the power! Only you can make the change!
|
|
55:00
|
It has to be me!
|
|
55:01
|
It has to be you.
|
|
55:04
|
We are working too many hours, and we are way over schedule.
|
|
55:07
|
It is unfair and unsafe.
|
|
55:09
|
Carol, why do you want us to bail? Just tell us why.
|
|
55:13
|
I'm not saying "bail." I'm saying "threaten to bail."
|
|
55:16
|
We're all gonna team up together, like the cast of Friends?
|
|
55:19
|
-No. -You want us to bribe them then?
|
|
55:21
|
-Not what I'm saying. -You want us to blackmail the studio.
|
|
55:24
|
What are you not hearing?
|
|
55:25
|
Every day, I eat the KitKat in the minibar,
|
|
55:28
|
and then I come back and there's a new KitKat.
|
|
55:32
|
I'm not giving this up.
|
|
55:33
|
I knew she was gonna do this. I knew you were gonna do this.
|
|
55:36
|
What did I tell everybody? Not to have her come back,
|
|
55:39
|
because you are a leaver, and you are trying to get us to be leavers too.
|
|
55:44
|
-I thought you forgave me. -Did I?
|
|
55:46
|
-You said you did. -Did I?
|
|
55:47
|
-Lauren! -I just hadn't seen you in a while.
|
|
55:50
|
Hey, little girl over there, why are you always here?
|
|
55:54
|
My dad's the stunt coordinator.
|
|
55:57
|
He doesn't love me, so…
|
|
55:59
|
All right, uh, maybe we should vote on this.
|
|
56:02
|
Okay, let's do it. Who's in?
|
|
56:05
|
This is great! Let's go make our demands!
|
|
56:08
|
No, we're in to finish the movie.
|
|
56:10
|
That's not what I said! I said, "Are you in to be out of the movie?"
|
|
56:14
|
Then you should have said out!
|
|
56:16
|
No. I explained the plan, and then I said, "Are you in for the plan?"
|
|
56:20
|
Why would we listen to someone who doesn't know how voting works?
|
|
56:23
|
Guys, I am proud of you.
|
|
56:24
|
Do you understand that, together, we can do anything?
|
|
56:27
|
And I'm manifesting right now, for all of us, a classic!
|
|
56:32
|
-[Dustin] Yeah! -Yeah.
|
|
56:34
|
That's where it's at.
|
|
56:35
|
Hey, no, stop! This is not finished yet. You stole my meeting!
|
|
56:39
|
Cliff Beasts 6!
|
|
56:41
|
Whoo!
|
|
56:44
|
[quirky upbeat music playing]
|
|
56:51
|
Mr. Best, is all this necessary?
|
|
56:54
|
Maybe, maybe not.
|
|
56:56
|
This is a hotel, not a war zone.
|
|
56:58
|
My job's to look after these people, not imprison them.
|
|
57:00
|
You don't care about them. You just wanna get the job done!
|
|
57:04
|
Like a sergeant pretends to care about the soldiers before he sends them off
|
|
57:08
|
to die.
|
|
57:09
|
Now, let's finish this film and go home!
|
|
57:17
|
[Carol clears throat]
|
|
57:18
|
-Hey, Gavin? -Hi.
|
|
57:20
|
What's going on? All my lines are gone from the next scene.
|
|
57:22
|
Oh, that can't be true. She has lines in this, doesn't she?
|
|
57:26
|
Uh, only nonverbal lines.
|
|
57:29
|
But I'm supposed to emotionally connect with the baby cliff beast.
|
|
57:32
|
Oh, yes! That's right. The studio wanted Krystal to do that because she's young.
|
|
57:38
|
I'm young.
|
|
57:39
|
They thought she'd connect more with the baby beast.
|
|
57:41
|
-[Carol scoffs] Why? -Well, she's the baby.
|
|
57:44
|
And you're not now.
|
|
57:46
|
The studio know that you're overworked. And they heard you.
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57:50
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-What do you mean, "They heard me"? What? -They heard you.
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57:54
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[dramatic music playing]
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58:03
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[growls]
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58:05
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I got you now, you son of a bitch.
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58:09
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No.
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58:10
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Cole, put that goddamn gun down.
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58:12
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That baby dinosaur has just as much right to be on this planet as we do.
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58:15
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It's not about the planet.
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58:17
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It's about justice!
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58:18
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[Krystal] No, put it down!
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58:19
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God damn it, Vivian.
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58:21
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How can you be so naive?
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58:24
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These things are killers.
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58:26
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They killed Jarrar, and they killed your parents!
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58:30
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[gasps] They killed your parents dead.
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58:32
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Not all of them are beasts.
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58:35
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But maybe some of us are!
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58:38
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Vivian, what are you doing? Come here! Get back here now! Shit.
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58:42
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You're gonna wind up dead, like your momma!
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58:45
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[low growl]
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58:48
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[Krystal exhales]
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58:51
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-[growls] -Come here, little guy.
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58:57
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[growls]
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59:03
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[purrs]
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59:04
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[breathes heavily]
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59:06
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[sniffing]
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59:08
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[giggles]
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59:10
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He's just hungry.
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59:11
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It's like she's dino psychic.
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59:14
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You're safe now. No one's gonna hurt you.
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59:17
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If that thing moves, I'm gonna blow its fucking head off.
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59:20
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[captivating music playing]
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59:25
|
Wow.
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59:27
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-Okay. -[baby cliff beast squeals]
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59:30
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[low growling]
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59:33
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[chuckles]
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59:34
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[whispering] He's learning
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59:36
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from her.
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59:38
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Okay, let's see if you can do these steps.
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59:42
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["Started" by Iggy Azalea playing]
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59:45
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Very good. Very good.
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59:59
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[happy squeal]
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1:00:01
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[all chuckle]
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1:00:09
|
Wow.
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1:00:13
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Looks like we're about to have us a hoedown.
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1:00:16
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[chuckles] All right, here we go.
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1:00:19
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♪ Okay, get outta line, okay It's goin' down, okay ♪
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1:00:22
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♪ You know my temper Is way shorter than a Vine, okay ♪
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1:00:25
|
♪ We not the same, lil' mama I don't wait in line, okay ♪
|
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1:00:28
|
♪ You say you rich Well like Mufasa… ♪
|
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1:00:30
|
[in ambiguous accent] Now I know
|
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1:00:32
|
I must kill them all.
|
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1:00:34
|
♪ …now I'm rich ♪
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1:00:35
|
♪ I got in my bag And I ain't looked back since… ♪
|
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1:00:38
|
[laughs] Whoa!
|
|
1:00:39
|
♪ …but fuck that shit ♪
|
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1:00:41
|
♪ You started out hatin' Now you love my drip ♪
|
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1:00:43
|
♪ I started from the bottom And now I'm rich… ♪
|
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1:00:47
|
-[loud growling] -[all screaming]
|
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1:00:50
|
[intense music playing]
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1:00:52
|
[screaming]
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1:00:53
|
[roars]
|
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1:01:02
|
[Darren] And cut!
|
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1:01:03
|
[bell ringing]
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1:01:06
|
Really nice work.
|
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1:01:09
|
Can you stop? You don't need to do that anymore.
|
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1:01:12
|
Hey, you looked amazing!
|
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1:01:14
|
Darren, this is such bullshit.
|
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1:01:16
|
That was supposed to be my big scene, and now all I do is piss myself.
|
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1:01:19
|
Urination is a very real and human reaction
|
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1:01:22
|
to getting roared at by a cliff beast.
|
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1:01:24
|
-It's humiliating! -I wouldn't worry about it.
|
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1:01:26
|
We've got to serve the Cliff Beast nerds, the fans out there.
|
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1:01:30
|
They want authenticity.
|
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1:01:31
|
Krystal just did a fucking TikTok with a dinosaur. Is that authentic?
|
|
1:01:35
|
That dance is the clip they're gonna use in the Oscars.
|
|
1:01:38
|
-What? No, they're not. -Oh, believe me.
|
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1:01:41
|
Gavin, we gotta shut down, buckle down, focus, and I will rewrite that script.
|
|
1:01:46
|
You give me two weeks, and I'll have it rocking.
|
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1:01:49
|
[Gavin] Shut down for two weeks?
|
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1:01:50
|
Yeah, like they did with Apocalypse Now. That's the model.
|
|
1:01:54
|
-What? -We are not shutting down for two weeks.
|
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1:01:57
|
We told Rafi we'd be gone for three months.
|
|
1:01:59
|
It's been five and a half!
|
|
1:02:01
|
I didn't come all this way to not have it work out.
|
|
1:02:04
|
Rafi will understand when he sees how great the movie is.
|
|
1:02:07
|
None of these movies are great.
|
|
1:02:09
|
Hey, I am modeling for him the value of hard work
|
|
1:02:12
|
and perseverance and responsibility.
|
|
1:02:14
|
That is the best thing a father can do for a child.
|
|
1:02:16
|
No, the best thing a parent can do is be present.
|
|
1:02:20
|
I told you, my dad took him out to lunch at Nobu, and he seemed fine.
|
|
1:02:23
|
-You think he's fine? -Yeah.
|
|
1:02:25
|
He started a GoFundMe for a kidney transplant!
|
|
1:02:27
|
How much did he raise?
|
|
1:02:29
|
$79,000!
|
|
1:02:31
|
Kid's an entrepreneur.
|
|
1:02:32
|
He's only been a part of our family for 17 months!
|
|
1:02:35
|
I hate to say this,
|
|
1:02:36
|
but this franchise has been in my life a lot longer than Rafi has.
|
|
1:02:41
|
You are so screwed up.
|
|
1:02:43
|
I'm gonna make sure that you get put on some no-adoption list!
|
|
1:02:47
|
-Please, will you do that? -You'll never adopt again!
|
|
1:02:49
|
Oh, yeah? I'll adopt again.
|
|
1:02:51
|
I'll adopt half of South America if I want!
|
|
1:02:54
|
You know, Peru, Chile, Venezuela. Come on, you're living with me!
|
|
1:03:01
|
[Carol] What are you doing?
|
|
1:03:03
|
I'm packing.
|
|
1:03:05
|
You're leaving?
|
|
1:03:06
|
-Yeah, tomorrow we have a game. -Oh.
|
|
1:03:09
|
-Didn't I tell you? -No.
|
|
1:03:11
|
So what do we do now? I mean, can I get your email?
|
|
1:03:14
|
Of course.
|
|
1:03:16
|
Okay, what is it?
|
|
1:03:18
|
-Oh, you want it now? -Mm-hmm.
|
|
1:03:19
|
Oh, but I'm packing.
|
|
1:03:21
|
Okay, what is going on?
|
|
1:03:23
|
-What? -[Carol] I'm a bit confused.
|
|
1:03:24
|
I thought we had something serious.
|
|
1:03:26
|
Here's the thing. I'm married.
|
|
1:03:29
|
What?
|
|
1:03:30
|
I have five kids.
|
|
1:03:31
|
-You have five kids? -With three different women.
|
|
1:03:34
|
-With three different women? -I have three more coming.
|
|
1:03:37
|
With two other women.
|
|
1:03:38
|
Wow. Okay, so,
|
|
1:03:41
|
maybe I should call your wife.
|
|
1:03:43
|
Really? You'd do that?
|
|
1:03:45
|
Yes, you better believe it.
|
|
1:03:47
|
Oh, she will love it! She's a huge fan of yours.
|
|
1:03:50
|
Okay, I'm sorry, I just… I don't know what's happening.
|
|
1:03:54
|
We have a very European relationship with my wife.
|
|
1:03:56
|
Okay, what does that mean?
|
|
1:03:57
|
That I'm allowed to have sex with you.
|
|
1:03:59
|
Oh, wow.
|
|
1:04:01
|
Okay, this is… What?
|
|
1:04:03
|
No, don't be sad.
|
|
1:04:05
|
You had fun.
|
|
1:04:07
|
Now, I meant to ask you,
|
|
1:04:10
|
do you have PayPal?
|
|
1:04:11
|
Yes?
|
|
1:04:12
|
Because that KitKat and that water you had last night?
|
|
1:04:14
|
It cost £26.
|
|
1:04:17
|
[whimsical music playing]
|
|
1:04:19
|
[inhales deeply]
|
|
1:04:23
|
Anika…
|
|
1:04:25
|
-You're working the night shift? -Yes, I do.
|
|
1:04:29
|
I see the way you look at me.
|
|
1:04:31
|
Yeah, I feel the same way, and I want you to know
|
|
1:04:35
|
I wanna rip your clothes off and have my way with you like an animal.
|
|
1:04:39
|
-That's amazing. -Yeah, it is.
|
|
1:04:41
|
-But-- -Hi.
|
|
1:04:45
|
Where are you guys going?
|
|
1:04:46
|
Um… To help him plunge his toilet.
|
|
1:04:50
|
Huh.
|
|
1:04:51
|
I'll do it. I'll plunge his toilet.
|
|
1:04:54
|
Let me handle his toilet.
|
|
1:04:55
|
I would plunge the hell out of your toilet.
|
|
1:04:57
|
I would. Let me plunge your toilet.
|
|
1:04:59
|
I want to plunge this toilet!
|
|
1:05:01
|
I'm only trying to take care of you,
|
|
1:05:03
|
so you don't find yourself in the wrong toilet.
|
|
1:05:05
|
You're not in charge of which toilet I should plunge!
|
|
1:05:08
|
I'm just doing what's right for you and his toilet, which I will now plunge.
|
|
1:05:12
|
I will handle this toilet. I'm gonna clean your toilet.
|
|
1:05:15
|
Sir, let's go. Thank you, Anika.
|
|
1:05:19
|
Where are you?
|
|
1:05:21
|
[Josh] I'm in our bed.
|
|
1:05:22
|
It's so cozy and warm. Feels like home.
|
|
1:05:26
|
I can't wait till this movie's over. I miss being there with you sometimes.
|
|
1:05:30
|
I'm sorry this has been so hard.
|
|
1:05:32
|
Hey, what's going on?
|
|
1:05:34
|
[sighs] Carol's still not over it.
|
|
1:05:37
|
-Oh, poor girl. -Yeah, she's really struggling right now.
|
|
1:05:40
|
What? You can't just live in my house with your new girlfriend!
|
|
1:05:44
|
Hey, I'm house-sitting for you for free! Pump the brakes, Carol!
|
|
1:05:49
|
-Hey, what do you want from Postmates? -We did Chinese last night, right?
|
|
1:05:54
|
[Monica] Mm-hmm.
|
|
1:05:55
|
-I could do Thai? -I could do Thai.
|
|
1:05:57
|
Do not Postmates to my house! I'm coming home right now!
|
|
1:06:00
|
[yelling angrily]
|
|
1:06:02
|
[quirky music playing]
|
|
1:06:04
|
-What the fuck are you doing? -I'm locking the script.
|
|
1:06:08
|
You won't be needing these anymore. You know why? Because you're done!
|
|
1:06:12
|
Back away!
|
|
1:06:13
|
-Eddie Vedder gave me that guitar! -I don't care!
|
|
1:06:17
|
[groans]
|
|
1:06:19
|
[manic laughter]
|
|
1:06:23
|
-That doesn't bother me. -Oh, no?
|
|
1:06:25
|
My work is in the cloud.
|
|
1:06:26
|
Are you sure, SummerBoy1987? [manic laugh]
|
|
1:06:30
|
That's my cloud!
|
|
1:06:31
|
-It's not anymore! -[line ringing]
|
|
1:06:33
|
Rafi, look in the camera!
|
|
1:06:36
|
Look at Daddy's computer.
|
|
1:06:37
|
Mommy lit it on fire because Daddy's script is in the computer!
|
|
1:06:41
|
Daddy's trying to make a movie that's not a piece of shit,
|
|
1:06:44
|
like Mommy likes to make.
|
|
1:06:45
|
Your mom's a hack, Rafi!
|
|
1:06:47
|
I don't care.
|
|
1:06:49
|
I don't like movies. They're too long! Bye.
|
|
1:06:53
|
Well, this hack is gonna go home and take care of our little angel.
|
|
1:06:58
|
He's no angel.
|
|
1:07:00
|
You think the cat drowned itself?
|
|
1:07:02
|
Just so you know,
|
|
1:07:04
|
I know that this thing is never gonna happen again!
|
|
1:07:08
|
Ever!
|
|
1:07:10
|
["Heart Of Glass" Miley Cyrus playing]
|
|
1:07:13
|
Rafi! Momma's coming home!
|
|
1:07:17
|
[screams]
|
|
1:07:18
|
♪ Once I had a love and it was a gas ♪
|
|
1:07:22
|
♪ It soon turned out I had a heart of glass… ♪
|
|
1:07:25
|
[laughs, grunts]
|
|
1:07:26
|
♪ Seemed like the real thing Only to find ♪
|
|
1:07:31
|
♪ Mucho mistrust Love's gone behind… ♪
|
|
1:07:33
|
[Lauren] Freedom!
|
|
1:07:35
|
[yells, laughs]
|
|
1:07:37
|
♪ In between What I find is pleasing… ♪
|
|
1:07:41
|
[Carol screams]
|
|
1:07:43
|
♪ Love is so confusing, there's no… ♪
|
|
1:07:46
|
[cheerful screaming]
|
|
1:07:47
|
♪ If I fear I'm losing you, it's just… ♪
|
|
1:07:50
|
[gun cocks]
|
|
1:07:53
|
-[song stops] -[groans]
|
|
1:07:55
|
[screams] Oh, my God!
|
|
1:08:03
|
[Best] That's wonderful work.
|
|
1:08:06
|
[gasps]
|
|
1:08:11
|
-[screaming] -[song resumes]
|
|
1:08:14
|
That's my tennis hand, you motherfucker!
|
|
1:08:19
|
[gasps in fright] Gavin!
|
|
1:08:20
|
-He got my fingers! -You trying to escape too?
|
|
1:08:23
|
Of course not. I just heard a commotion.
|
|
1:08:25
|
Calm down. [grunts]
|
|
1:08:28
|
-[loud gasp] -What the hell's going on?
|
|
1:08:30
|
-What are you doing? Why did you hit him? -[screaming]
|
|
1:08:33
|
-Oh, what did you do to your hand? -You did this!
|
|
1:08:36
|
I will sort this. Go back inside.
|
|
1:08:40
|
-Did you fall in the gravel? -No! This is all your fault!
|
|
1:08:44
|
The therapist said not to blame. Don't blame me!
|
|
1:08:50
|
What the hell is going on here?
|
|
1:08:52
|
The security guards, they got confused.
|
|
1:08:54
|
They thought that Lauren was a deranged fan, and they shot her,
|
|
1:08:58
|
and she lost a few fingers.
|
|
1:09:00
|
She'll be fine. Just a few digits.
|
|
1:09:03
|
Just a graze.
|
|
1:09:04
|
[Lauren screaming in distance]
|
|
1:09:06
|
Nothing to worry about.
|
|
1:09:07
|
Gavin, you can't shoot the actors.
|
|
1:09:09
|
You can't even poison the fuckers these days. The press always finds out.
|
|
1:09:13
|
It wasn't my call to shoot them. Mr. Best reports to you.
|
|
1:09:17
|
-Mr. Best? Sorry, who's Mr. Best? -[elephant trumpets on screen]
|
|
1:09:21
|
I thought you sent him.
|
|
1:09:22
|
Mr. Best? I don't… That does not ring a bell.
|
|
1:09:26
|
Sounds scary. Sounds like someone you wouldn't wanna fuck with.
|
|
1:09:30
|
Someone who'd do anything to make sure the movie got made.
|
|
1:09:33
|
Okay.
|
|
1:09:34
|
We need to shut down.
|
|
1:09:35
|
-We're not shutting the movie down. -We are shutting down the movie.
|
|
1:09:39
|
-We are not shutting down the movie. -[yells] We are shutting down the movie!
|
|
1:09:42
|
It's not like the world is desperate for another Cliff Beasts movie!
|
|
1:09:46
|
This isn't a vaccine!
|
|
1:09:48
|
This is a Cliff Beasts movie. There's five of them.
|
|
1:09:50
|
They're all the same!
|
|
1:09:54
|
Sorry, I was frozen there for a second,
|
|
1:09:56
|
but I assume you were agreeing with everything I was saying,
|
|
1:09:58
|
and I'm so glad because if you don't get the movie in the can,
|
|
1:10:02
|
I'll send one of these fucking elephants to trample your house and your children.
|
|
1:10:06
|
Okay? Hakuna matata, my sweet. [kisses]
|
|
1:10:09
|
-[line disconnects] -Wow.
|
|
1:10:12
|
I so wanna be her.
|
|
1:10:14
|
Hi, Tom.
|
|
1:10:16
|
I hate to tell you this,
|
|
1:10:17
|
but I don't think we have enough time or money to finish this Cliff Beasts--
|
|
1:10:21
|
Great, then just get it done and we'll be in touch.
|
|
1:10:23
|
I don't think it's possible to get it done.
|
|
1:10:26
|
Don't make an enemy of me, Paula. I will destroy you from within!
|
|
1:10:31
|
Okay, Tom. Thank you for this opportunity.
|
|
1:10:34
|
[line ringing]
|
|
1:10:36
|
[exhales sharply]
|
|
1:10:37
|
-Hello? -[Tom] Li.
|
|
1:10:39
|
The schedule's impossible with the budget we have.
|
|
1:10:42
|
Great. Then get it done and we will be in touch.
|
|
1:10:45
|
No, Li, you don't understand. This is impossible.
|
|
1:10:48
|
I have faith in you. You have never let me down before.
|
|
1:10:52
|
Wait.
|
|
1:10:54
|
Are you in Fiji?
|
|
1:10:56
|
-Yes, I'm in Fiji. -I'm down the beach!
|
|
1:10:59
|
I have not seen anyone in 37 days!
|
|
1:11:01
|
-You want to play tennis? -I would love to play tennis!
|
|
1:11:04
|
-Four o'clock? -Four o'clock!
|
|
1:11:06
|
Do you have balls? Oh, I have balls! [chuckles]
|
|
1:11:10
|
I spoke to Lauren this morning.
|
|
1:11:13
|
She loves you all, and she said the best thing that you could do for her
|
|
1:11:17
|
would be to make this movie great.
|
|
1:11:21
|
I spoke to her too, and she is not being cool about it.
|
|
1:11:24
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She's really pissed at me like it's my fault.
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1:11:26
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I didn't shoot her fingers off.
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1:11:28
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Mr. Best's team thought that you were being attacked by a crazed stalker.
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1:11:33
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Were they able to reattach her fingers?
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1:11:35
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-They, uh, didn't find any of them. -[Darren gasps]
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1:11:38
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-All that's left is a thumb. -This is a blessing.
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1:11:40
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Lauren is gonna come back from this stronger.
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1:11:43
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There are a million things you can do with a thumb. It's not like it's a pinkie.
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1:11:48
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When will she shoot the rest of her scenes?
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1:11:50
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Well, we're not gonna shoot the rest of her scenes. Lauren is wrapped.
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1:11:54
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We've got some clever fixes I don't think anybody's gonna notice.
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1:11:58
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So are we allowed to leave?
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1:11:59
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We can't do that, unfortunately. You have to stay 'cause we have contracts.
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1:12:03
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It's called being an adult.
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1:12:05
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Fucking Jesus Christ.
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1:12:07
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[Gavin] Uh, one hiccup. Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
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1:12:11
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Our stunt coordinator, Steve, has had a bit of a virus scare,
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1:12:14
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so he is going to be joining us on Zoom today.
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1:12:18
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-Oh, it takes so long to shoot action. -Steve!
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1:12:21
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Hey, guys! Hope everybody's excited for today's stunt sequence.
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1:12:25
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Uh, Steve, looks like you lost some weight. [chuckles]
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1:12:28
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I'm the same weight as always.
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1:12:31
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All right, uh, let's go through the scene.
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1:12:33
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Okay, you know what? Let's run it. Just as we rehearsed, it's gonna be…
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1:12:36
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[voice breaking] I froze. I'm frozen. Did I freeze?
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1:12:39
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Fucking bullshit! I told you it wouldn't work!
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1:12:42
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[voice breaking] Am I clear now? Am I coming in clear?
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1:12:44
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-Yeah. -Go ahead.
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1:12:46
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Here's how it goes. The action starts when Dustin engages the first iceman.
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1:12:49
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Typical hand-to-hand combat. Remember, parry, jab, end up with a naked choke.
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1:12:53
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Okay, take me over to the mound.
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1:12:55
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On the mound, Carol's gonna take out icemen four and five
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1:12:58
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with a series of explosions.
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1:12:59
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Dieter and Krystal, you're providing cover fire for the icemen,
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1:13:02
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[voice breaking] and, Sean, you're gonna walk--
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1:13:05
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Question. When I'm supposed to get to my mark, do I turn to my left?
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1:13:09
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Okay, first team, walking on! Let's do this!
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1:13:13
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-[dramatic music playing] -[yelling]
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1:13:18
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[both grunting]
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1:13:22
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[yelling]
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1:13:24
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Oh! [yelling]
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1:13:27
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-Whoo! -[gunshot]
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1:13:31
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[screaming]
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1:13:33
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Watch out! Watch out!
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1:13:36
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-[overlapping screams] -[groaning]
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1:13:39
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[chuckles] I'd see that movie!
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1:13:41
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I forgot to tell you that my dad sucks at stunts.
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1:13:44
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Sorry, think I grabbed the wrong wire. Let's do another one-- No!
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1:13:47
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[people exclaiming]
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1:13:50
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[man] Bloody hell.
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1:13:51
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I was checking my email real quick. How'd it go?
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1:13:54
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Um… Not very well. We might have to…
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1:13:57
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-Do another take, yeah. -[Sean groaning]
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1:14:00
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I want you to call the studio and tell them to fuck off!
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1:14:03
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Well, what happens then when I need to get a bigger trailer for Mark Ruffalo,
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1:14:09
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I ask 'em and they say, "You just told us to fuck off for Carol"?
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1:14:12
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-I can't do that, okay? -Do I have a hard out date on my contract?
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1:14:16
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-No. -So they could just make me work forever.
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1:14:18
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No, not forever. They're not monsters! They're just trying to make a good movie.
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1:14:22
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We're being mistreated!
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1:14:24
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Oh, spare me! You're being "actress-mistreated."
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1:14:27
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I'm being fucking human being-mistreated!
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1:14:29
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You ever try to teach a 12-year-old math? It's impossible, okay?
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1:14:33
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He's been shut up in his room.
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1:14:35
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I walked in there the other day, and he was watching Japanese taxi porn.
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1:14:39
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What is Japanese taxi porn?
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1:14:41
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Just what it sounds like.
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1:14:42
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They fuck the taxi driver halfway through the video, in Japan!
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1:14:47
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I need you to call the studio and tell them to stop mistreating us.
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1:14:50
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Otherwise, I'm out. I'm walking.
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1:14:52
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You walk off the film now,
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1:14:54
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you are financially responsible for any overages that you create.
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1:14:58
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What? What does that mean?
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1:15:00
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It means that if you leave the movie, you will owe them 114 million bucks.
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1:15:04
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I didn't know that was in there!
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1:15:06
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I didn't either. I didn't read your contract!
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1:15:08
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You're not being a good agent or a good friend.
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1:15:11
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I'm being a very good agent. And you know what? I'm not your friend.
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1:15:15
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It's something we pretend when there isn't a pandemic.
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1:15:17
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[phone rings]
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1:15:18
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-I gotta go. It's Mark Ruffalo. -Don't hang up--
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1:15:21
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Hey, Mark.
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1:15:24
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[yells]
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1:15:26
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[solemn music playing]
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1:15:42
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Oh, my God, you're in the pool.
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1:15:44
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How you doing?
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1:15:45
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I thought today was so good.
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1:15:47
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You did?
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1:15:49
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-Did you not? -No! Today was a disaster.
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1:15:53
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-What are you talking about? -Everyone got injured in the stunt!
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1:15:56
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I mean before the stunt. The scene that we did before was incredible.
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1:16:00
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That was genius, but everybody got really hurt.
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1:16:03
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Yeah, that was unfortunate for sure. I'm gonna talk to them tomorrow.
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1:16:07
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I just… Honestly, I don't think I have anything left to give.
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1:16:12
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I'm so sorry about that.
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1:16:14
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I guess I was so focused on the dinosaurs, I forgot there are human beings involved.
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1:16:18
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Right.
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1:16:20
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Yeah. I'm gonna talk to Gavin. I'm gonna really change things so that you're happy.
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1:16:25
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I am mortified.
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1:16:27
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Really? That would be a lifesaver!
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1:16:30
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Carol, I'm really sorry.
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1:16:40
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[Darren] I'm gonna fix this.
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1:16:42
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[clears throat]
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1:16:44
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[both laughing]
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1:16:45
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-Hey. -Oh, my God!
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1:16:47
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-I'll race you. Come on! -Hey!
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1:16:49
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Come on. Try and catch me! [laughing]
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1:16:52
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Marco!
|
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1:16:55
|
Hey, Darren. What's up here?
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1:16:57
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These are not my pages.
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1:16:58
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Yeah, um, we decided we're just… We're not gonna shoot those.
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1:17:02
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They weren't good, so we're gonna go and shoot the original script,
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1:17:07
|
also known as the real script that was approved by the studio.
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1:17:10
|
Also known as the worst fucking draft!
|
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1:17:13
|
Everybody agrees that my revisions are kicking ass.
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1:17:15
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They clarify our pro-environmental message.
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1:17:18
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People don't care about the environment.
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1:17:20
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People go to see the movies to see dinosaurs blow up and die.
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1:17:24
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Why? Because dinosaurs kill people. They're monsters!
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1:17:28
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We need a movie with heart. [hesitates] Ask Martha. Martha?
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1:17:31
|
She's our audience.
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1:17:33
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Don't the dinosaurs need to live?
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1:17:35
|
I don't care if dinosaurs die, you know? I thought they were dead.
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1:17:40
|
Fine. I'll do your shit word-for-word.
|
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1:17:43
|
That fucking scene we're about to shoot,
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1:17:45
|
I don't know how I'll make it work, but I will 'cause that's what I do.
|
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1:17:48
|
I turn shit into gold.
|
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1:17:51
|
[Gunther] You're meant to slurp those ones back.
|
|
1:17:54
|
Hey, do you know, I heard that the movie is going really badly.
|
|
1:17:58
|
They're gonna extend for another three months. I can't be happier! [laughs]
|
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1:18:02
|
The longer these shitbags stay in my hotel,
|
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1:18:05
|
the bigger my house is gonna be when they leave.
|
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1:18:07
|
I'm gonna have one of those toilets that shoots water up my ass,
|
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1:18:11
|
heats it and dries it for me.
|
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1:18:13
|
-Ronjon is not touching anything anymore. -[others cheering]
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1:18:16
|
Plus, the more we stay here,
|
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1:18:18
|
the more Dieter will realize that he doesn't need anything but me.
|
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1:18:22
|
-Ooh! -[Anika] Yes.
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1:18:23
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-Cheers! Never stop filming! -[Gunther] Never stop filming!
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1:18:26
|
Never stop filming!
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1:18:27
|
[all] ♪ Go, Cliff Beasts It's your birthday ♪
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|
1:18:30
|
♪ Go, Cliff Beasts It's your birthday ♪
|
|
1:18:31
|
-♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ Go, Cliff Beasts, it's your birthday ♪
|
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1:18:34
|
-♪ Go, Cliff Beasts, it's your birthday ♪ -[Ronjon] ♪ Part one, part two ♪
|
|
1:18:39
|
[Dustin] I'm here.
|
|
1:18:40
|
We're a family.
|
|
1:18:42
|
You've always been my hero.
|
|
1:18:43
|
I know that our love will get us through this nightmare.
|
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1:18:49
|
[sentimental music playing]
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|
1:18:56
|
[music swelling]
|
|
1:19:02
|
And cut!
|
|
1:19:03
|
-[bell ringing] -[Darren] Moving on. Excellent.
|
|
1:19:06
|
[sighs]
|
|
1:19:08
|
Great. That was… I really felt that. That was powerful.
|
|
1:19:11
|
-Did I capture her physicality? -Yeah.
|
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1:19:13
|
Yeah, you're fine. It's just you're six inches too tall.
|
|
1:19:17
|
-And you're not my wife. -Okay.
|
|
1:19:19
|
-She got her hand blown off, my wife. -I didn't…
|
|
1:19:21
|
I didn't even go back to help her rehab. I had to finish this fucking movie.
|
|
1:19:25
|
-What asshole does that? -It's a specific situation--
|
|
1:19:27
|
-Am I an asshole? -No.
|
|
1:19:29
|
-The fuck am I doing? -I don't know.
|
|
1:19:32
|
I lost my wife and my adopted child of two years for this?
|
|
1:19:37
|
All this time I was producing this movie, I should have been producing my family!
|
|
1:19:41
|
-Are you a producer? -Uncredited, but everybody knows.
|
|
1:19:44
|
See that?
|
|
1:19:45
|
He's reacting like that because you made him feel something.
|
|
1:19:49
|
-Thank you. -So, well done.
|
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1:19:50
|
What even was that?
|
|
1:19:51
|
That is called a "storm off." It's a pretty good one.
|
|
1:19:55
|
Got any good notes for that, Mr. Sundance?
|
|
1:19:58
|
This is the moment you chose to talk to me?
|
|
1:20:00
|
To come in here and heckle me? You?
|
|
1:20:03
|
We've got a saying about people like you in the business.
|
|
1:20:06
|
They talk about you. A sucky fucking worst actor.
|
|
1:20:11
|
You're a sellout. You're ruining everything.
|
|
1:20:13
|
You're making me look bad.
|
|
1:20:15
|
You're a poser!
|
|
1:20:17
|
Just kind of talking and mumbling. That's not acting!
|
|
1:20:22
|
I'm posing with my Oscar!
|
|
1:20:28
|
Carol!
|
|
1:20:29
|
-Hey! What are you mad about? -I have nothing to do in these scenes.
|
|
1:20:33
|
They keep trimming me and punishing me. You were gonna talk to the studio.
|
|
1:20:37
|
-I did. -And?
|
|
1:20:38
|
It didn't go well. I think it actually backfired.
|
|
1:20:40
|
You're the director! They'll give you whatever you want. They'll listen to you.
|
|
1:20:45
|
No, they will not!
|
|
1:20:46
|
They'll bring in Jon Favreau to finish it and send me home in a body bag.
|
|
1:20:49
|
I don't want to go to directors jail, okay?
|
|
1:20:51
|
-Is everything okay? -[Carol] No.
|
|
1:20:53
|
They cut my lines and won't let me leave. Nobody is looking out for me!
|
|
1:20:56
|
That is simply not true, Carol. I am your advocate. I'm your warrior.
|
|
1:21:00
|
If you could see how hard I work for you
|
|
1:21:03
|
behind the scenes, behind closed doors, on Zoom!
|
|
1:21:06
|
This is bullshit! You make us work when we're sick or injured.
|
|
1:21:09
|
That is not okay!
|
|
1:21:11
|
I'm sorry, if I might interject, I just got a call about your grandma.
|
|
1:21:15
|
-Okay, what? -She died.
|
|
1:21:17
|
What?
|
|
1:21:18
|
Yeah, she's dead. Um, in her sleep, so…
|
|
1:21:21
|
-I'm so sorry. -[Pippa] I'm sorry as well.
|
|
1:21:23
|
Uh…
|
|
1:21:25
|
-[Gavin] I'm so sorry. -Okay.
|
|
1:21:26
|
Uh, so I think I need to go be with my family right now.
|
|
1:21:31
|
That's just not gonna be possible, Carol.
|
|
1:21:34
|
Then make it possible.
|
|
1:21:35
|
You're not the only one suffering loss!
|
|
1:21:38
|
My dog got run over.
|
|
1:21:39
|
Did I burden everybody here with it? No. I grieved alone.
|
|
1:21:42
|
Mmm. I had to abandon my cat on the street just to shoot this movie.
|
|
1:21:46
|
I got a friend going through a really hard time, and I can't be there.
|
|
1:21:49
|
His movie didn't open and he's depressed.
|
|
1:21:52
|
-How old was your grandma? -She was 97.
|
|
1:21:55
|
Well, that's sad, but life has to go on. And the show has to go on.
|
|
1:21:59
|
You know what? You have become a monster!
|
|
1:22:03
|
[sighs]
|
|
1:22:06
|
-Oh, mask! -[Darren] Oh, shoot!
|
|
1:22:07
|
Yeah, I'm drinking, so…
|
|
1:22:14
|
Dustin, don't be sad. The dailies look great!
|
|
1:22:20
|
[ringing on projector screen]
|
|
1:22:22
|
Hello, this is Paula from the studio,
|
|
1:22:24
|
and I just wanted to say thank you all for your tremendous sacrifice.
|
|
1:22:28
|
It is worth it.
|
|
1:22:30
|
Hey, Paula, who are you talking to?
|
|
1:22:33
|
Beck! Well, I'm talking to the cast of Cliff Beasts 6!
|
|
1:22:37
|
No way. Action movie? That's one of my favorite action movie franchises.
|
|
1:22:41
|
Really? Mine too! I hear they have some downtime.
|
|
1:22:43
|
Maybe you wanna play 'em some funky grooves.
|
|
1:22:47
|
Playing funky grooves is what I do best. Who's in the mood for a ladies' night?
|
|
1:22:51
|
I know I am. Ladies and gentlemen, Beck.
|
|
1:22:54
|
["Ladies Night" playing]
|
|
1:22:56
|
[sighs wearily]
|
|
1:22:58
|
How's everybody feeling? You all look so sexy tonight!
|
|
1:23:02
|
The studio wanted to show their appreciation
|
|
1:23:04
|
by having me turn this motherfucker out!
|
|
1:23:09
|
Whoo! Thank you for fulfilling your contracts!
|
|
1:23:13
|
♪ Only 37 more days of shooting And we got this one in the can! ♪
|
|
1:23:17
|
Beck! Whoo!
|
|
1:23:18
|
Everybody get up out of your seats. Get up out of your seats! Come on!
|
|
1:23:24
|
♪ Girls, y'all got the one ♪
|
|
1:23:29
|
♪ A night that's special everywhere ♪
|
|
1:23:32
|
♪ From New York… ♪
|
|
1:23:34
|
[yawns]
|
|
1:23:35
|
♪ To Hollywood ♪
|
|
1:23:37
|
♪ It's ladies' night And, girl, the feeling's good ♪
|
|
1:23:41
|
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night ♪
|
|
1:23:43
|
♪ And the feeling's right ♪
|
|
1:23:45
|
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night ♪
|
|
1:23:47
|
♪ Oh, what a night… ♪
|
|
1:23:48
|
What a night!
|
|
1:23:49
|
Fuck it, let's dance!
|
|
1:23:51
|
♪ And the feeling's right ♪
|
|
1:23:54
|
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night Oh, what a night ♪
|
|
1:23:58
|
♪ Romantic cliff beasts ♪
|
|
1:24:02
|
♪ You have a T. rex ♪
|
|
1:24:06
|
♪ Sophisticated raptor… ♪
|
|
1:24:09
|
[groans] Son of a bitch!
|
|
1:24:13
|
Walk away!
|
|
1:24:14
|
♪ Come play with me tonight, mama ♪
|
|
1:24:16
|
♪ This is your night tonight… ♪
|
|
1:24:18
|
Fuck this place! Whoo!
|
|
1:24:20
|
♪ This is your night tonight ♪
|
|
1:24:22
|
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
|
|
1:24:24
|
♪ This is your night tonight ♪
|
|
1:24:26
|
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
|
|
1:24:28
|
♪ This is your night tonight ♪
|
|
1:24:30
|
♪ Everything's gonna be ♪
|
|
1:24:31
|
[song ends]
|
|
1:24:33
|
[theme music playing]
|
|
1:24:35
|
I'm on set joined by the amazing cast of Cliff Beasts 6.
|
|
1:24:40
|
Carol, what's it been like
|
|
1:24:42
|
being back on set with all of your Cliff Beasts buddies?
|
|
1:24:45
|
It's great! I find myself smiling the whole time.
|
|
1:24:47
|
My face hurts from all the smiling.
|
|
1:24:49
|
-[laughing] -[fake laughing]
|
|
1:24:51
|
Now, we must take a moment to discuss the difficult times we're all in.
|
|
1:24:55
|
[Sean] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
|
|
1:24:58
|
[interviewer] Do any of you have a thought about what we can do
|
|
1:25:00
|
to solve the problems that plague our world right now?
|
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1:25:04
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I have some good news for the world, and I think it might help a little bit.
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1:25:09
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Uh, the studio just decided that since we're doing such a great job,
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1:25:13
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we're gonna roll right into shooting Cliff Beasts 7.
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1:25:17
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-[Sean] Amazing! -What?
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1:25:18
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As soon as we complete 6!
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1:25:20
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What do you mean? I didn't sign up for Cliff Beasts 7!
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1:25:23
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-Oh, it's the same shoot. -No. I'm not doing that.
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1:25:26
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I am out. Not doing it! No.
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1:25:28
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Is this live?
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1:25:29
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Hello, can you hear me? Please help us, okay?
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1:25:32
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They are holding us against our will. I can't do another movie.
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1:25:35
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-I can't! It's not safe here, okay? -[switch clicks]
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1:25:37
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What the fuck happened to the lights? Can somebody turn those back on?
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1:25:41
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-What? -It's not live.
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1:25:43
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-[Carol] What? -It's not live.
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1:25:46
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-We're not live. -[Carol] Oh.
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1:25:51
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[Carol] Hey, Krystal's Kittens. You may not know me,
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1:25:53
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but I am a really close friend of Krystal's.
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1:25:56
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I know we are all struggling during this time,
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1:25:58
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but the Cliff Beasts cast is being held against its will, partially,
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1:26:03
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and forced to complete a film under very inhumane conditions.
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1:26:07
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Lauren Van Chance got her hand shot off,
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1:26:09
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and they are making us work through influenza!
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1:26:12
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So we need you to jump on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, even LinkedIn,
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1:26:17
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and demand that they allow us to go home.
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1:26:20
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With full pay. And no repercussions.
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1:26:23
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Oh! That is perfect. Thank you so much, Krystal.
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1:26:26
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I'm so happy to help. I know how hard it's been for some of the older actors.
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1:26:30
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Yeah, it's been hard for them.
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1:26:32
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-You shouldn't post it. -What? Why?
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1:26:34
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Because you sound like whiny, spoiled actors.
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1:26:37
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I am not spoiled!
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1:26:38
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People don't wanna hear celebrities complain
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1:26:41
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about how hard their movie sets are.
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1:26:43
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They have real problems.
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1:26:45
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What are you talking about? These are real problems.
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1:26:47
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They're never gonna let us go home!
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1:26:49
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Hold on. If this is gonna make me look bad, I am not posting this.
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1:26:54
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I can't ruin my own brand.
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1:26:55
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It's not gonna hurt. You're the hero.
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1:26:57
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-It would make you look really bad. -[Carol] Whoa, uh…
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1:27:00
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What did you just do?
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1:27:02
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I deleted it.
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1:27:03
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What? Why would you…
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1:27:05
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[grunts] She is one of them! Not us!
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1:27:08
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She is not! She's my friend.
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1:27:11
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You sound like some crazy, rambling old actress. We're leaving.
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1:27:15
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I am the second youngest one!
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1:27:17
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Sorry.
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1:27:19
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Aah!
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1:27:21
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I deserved that.
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1:27:23
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You'll survive.
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1:27:24
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[Carol grunts]
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1:27:27
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Fuck you.
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1:27:28
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I'm sorry I hit you. I'm just having a really hard time right now.
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1:27:34
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-Hey, Sean. -You said you wanted to talk to me.
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1:27:37
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-Thank you for coming. Come in. -Sure.
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1:27:39
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I'm just having a bit of a hard time,
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1:27:41
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and I didn't know what to do or where to go.
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1:27:45
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-Um, Sean? -Yeah.
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1:27:49
|
I always thought you guys were all fucking clowns.
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1:27:52
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I thought I was the only one who had it all together.
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1:27:55
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But Josh was right.
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1:27:57
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I'm the worst one of all of you.
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1:27:59
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-No! -Yes!
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1:28:00
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But you?
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1:28:02
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You're always so happy and positive all the time,
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1:28:05
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and I was just hoping that maybe you could help me because I'm falling apart here.
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1:28:10
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Carol.
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1:28:11
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Problems?
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1:28:13
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They're just lessons in disguise.
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1:28:16
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Remember that one step is the first… There's… You know…
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1:28:23
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The first step in the thousand steps of your journey.
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1:28:27
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Okay.
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1:28:33
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Every day…
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1:28:34
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every day is an opportunity for, uh…
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1:28:39
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Uh, for you to…
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1:28:40
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For what?
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1:28:46
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I don't have a fucking clue.
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1:28:48
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I don't know what I'm doing.
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1:28:52
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I'm a complete fraud.
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1:28:53
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-What? -I'm sorry.
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1:28:55
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The book is great. You should read the book.
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1:28:58
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But please understand, I didn't write it. Steve Harvey's ghostwriter wrote the book.
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1:29:04
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In fact, the only time… [laughing]
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1:29:07
|
The only time I ever read it
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1:29:10
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was when I was in the recording studio, making the audio book.
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1:29:14
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And I was bored. I was bored with the whole experience.
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1:29:17
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Okay? I'm sorry, but during the pandemic, I realized that we're all the same.
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1:29:22
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And I thought that I was special.
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1:29:26
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And, uh, you know, that's all I got.
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1:29:30
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But I'm not.
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1:29:32
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I'm not.
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1:29:34
|
Oh, my God!
|
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1:29:36
|
Krystal Kris, the most selfish TikTok superstar in the world,
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1:29:42
|
snuck out of her movie's bubble, putting millions of people in danger!
|
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1:29:46
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The UK gives us Prince Harry, and what do we give them back?
|
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1:29:50
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The Krystal variant?
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1:29:52
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[crying] We need to do something. That was a really bad idea.
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1:29:55
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Number one priority right now is canceling Krystal Kris.
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1:30:01
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#CancelKrystalKris.
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1:30:04
|
I just lost 3 million followers,
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1:30:06
|
and if we don't get the fuck out of here, I'm gonna lose all of them.
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1:30:11
|
I only have 200.
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1:30:14
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[screaming]
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1:30:16
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[upbeat psychedelic music playing]
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1:30:20
|
There's no answers.
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1:30:21
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But there are drugs.
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1:30:23
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[inhales deeply]
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1:30:25
|
Ah! Whoo!
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1:30:34
|
[inhales sharply]
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1:30:36
|
[Sean] Mmm.
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1:30:37
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Oh, that's good.
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1:30:44
|
[inhales deeply]
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1:30:48
|
Ooh!
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1:30:54
|
[bones cracking]
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1:30:55
|
The biggest mistake I made on this movie is not being on drugs the whole time.
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1:31:00
|
There should just be a campaign. "Say yes to drugs."
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1:31:03
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I feel very embarrassed that I used to tell people not to do them.
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1:31:06
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People should do them. They're great!
|
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1:31:08
|
Can I ask you guys a question?
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1:31:10
|
Why can't I keep a man?
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1:31:12
|
Oh, Jesus.
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1:31:13
|
Okay, so my ex, Josh, he dumped me and left me for a fucking waitress.
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1:31:18
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When I was young, if you saw me,
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1:31:20
|
you'd just wanna punch me in the fucking face
|
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1:31:23
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'cause I was that handsome. You just wanted to ruin it.
|
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1:31:26
|
You know what? This business is so unfair to women, okay?
|
|
1:31:29
|
It is not fair. You have to stay young and be skinny,
|
|
1:31:32
|
but have big boobs at the same time.
|
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1:31:34
|
It's impossible because nobody has that body type without surgery.
|
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1:31:38
|
You can't be skinny and have big boobs at the same time!
|
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1:31:40
|
It is physically impossible! It's impossible! [sniffles]
|
|
1:31:43
|
Yeah, but it's worth trying.
|
|
1:31:45
|
Gunther, why do you look like Benedict Cumberbatch right now?
|
|
1:31:48
|
I do?
|
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1:31:49
|
Your inner spirit has come out and that's who you truly are.
|
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1:31:52
|
Hello, I'm Doctor Strange.
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1:31:54
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[Carol] Oh, my God, I can't!
|
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1:31:55
|
I don't like it. I want you to stop it.
|
|
1:31:58
|
Stop being Benedict Cumberbatch!
|
|
1:32:00
|
Everyone, do you think that I'm worthy of Anika's love?
|
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1:32:04
|
I don't have an answer for that, bro.
|
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1:32:07
|
She's 27, and she loves me.
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1:32:10
|
And I…
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1:32:13
|
Love her.
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1:32:15
|
Love her.
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1:32:16
|
[Carol gasps]
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1:32:17
|
Let's go wake up Krystal. Let's make a fucking TikTok.
|
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1:32:20
|
-Yeah, let's TikTok. -Right now.
|
|
1:32:21
|
-Ooh! Yes! I love those things! -TikTok, TikTok. Tick, tick!
|
|
1:32:26
|
[laughs]
|
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1:32:27
|
-["Sea Talk" by Zola Jesus playing] -♪ No, I can't give you what you need ♪
|
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1:32:32
|
♪ All by myself ♪
|
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1:32:41
|
♪ Do you wanna go? ♪
|
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1:32:45
|
♪ Do you really know ♪
|
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1:32:49
|
♪ I don't ever stay away for you ♪
|
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1:32:54
|
♪ Oh, no ♪
|
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1:32:57
|
♪ Do you want to go? ♪
|
|
1:33:01
|
♪ Do you really know that I can't ♪
|
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1:33:05
|
♪ I can't afford you? ♪
|
|
1:33:17
|
[Dieter wheezing]
|
|
1:33:21
|
Dieter? Oh, my God, Dieter!
|
|
1:33:23
|
Are you okay? Something's wrong with Dieter!
|
|
1:33:26
|
[Sean] Okay, wait. What's up? Dieter, wake up, man.
|
|
1:33:29
|
-All right, I'm gonna go get help. -Okay. Oh, my God, Dieter.
|
|
1:33:32
|
-[Sean grunts] -Oh, my God, what is happening?
|
|
1:33:34
|
He took a lot of drugs. I think he's having a bad reaction.
|
|
1:33:37
|
Okay, what we need to do is clear his airway.
|
|
1:33:40
|
Okay, how?
|
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1:33:40
|
So I'm just expanding his cheek flesh at the moment.
|
|
1:33:44
|
-What is the purpose? -I've got his tongue.
|
|
1:33:46
|
So he's not gonna swallow his tongue. Your tongue is in good hands!
|
|
1:33:49
|
Dieter! Oh, fuck. What's going on?
|
|
1:33:52
|
-[Bola grunting] -God. What are you doing?
|
|
1:33:54
|
It's a heart attack! We need to attack it back.
|
|
1:33:57
|
-What? That is not true! -Heart attack!
|
|
1:33:59
|
-[Sean] Medical kit! -Oh. Can you get me the NARCAN?
|
|
1:34:02
|
-Yes. -Oh. I can't deal with this.
|
|
1:34:03
|
If he's taken opioids, this should dilute them.
|
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1:34:06
|
[intense music playing]
|
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1:34:08
|
There we go.
|
|
1:34:09
|
Come on, Dieter.
|
|
1:34:12
|
-Doesn't appear to be working. -Wait! He's allergic to peanuts.
|
|
1:34:15
|
-Oh! -Clear!
|
|
1:34:17
|
Come on, Dieter! Don't you die on me!
|
|
1:34:20
|
Get out of my way! Everybody back.
|
|
1:34:22
|
[speaking Hindi]
|
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1:34:26
|
[in English] What language are you speaking?
|
|
1:34:28
|
When I get stressed, I speak Hindi. It's a better crisis language.
|
|
1:34:32
|
-We should shock him now. -Right, yeah.
|
|
1:34:34
|
Three…
|
|
1:34:35
|
[both] Two, one, clear!
|
|
1:34:40
|
[Ronjon panting]
|
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1:34:42
|
-[Sean sighs] -[Carol gasps]
|
|
1:34:44
|
What time is it?
|
|
1:34:45
|
3:23.
|
|
1:34:48
|
Okay. Time of death, 3:23.
|
|
1:34:51
|
-Time of death? Are we calling death? -Time of death?
|
|
1:34:54
|
It's over.
|
|
1:34:55
|
Okay, but what we're gonna do is we're gonna go to the bar,
|
|
1:34:59
|
and we're gonna raise a glass, okay, to what an incredible legacy he had.
|
|
1:35:04
|
He was a magician. A chameleon.
|
|
1:35:07
|
A reptile that could change colors.
|
|
1:35:09
|
His chest is still moving, Gunther!
|
|
1:35:11
|
He's not alive! Okay? That's just the body letting him go by moving a little bit.
|
|
1:35:17
|
That's what that is.
|
|
1:35:18
|
-They call it death breath. -I think he wants to come back to us.
|
|
1:35:21
|
[Gunther] Good night, sweet prince. Go to that beautiful light!
|
|
1:35:24
|
-[Sean] Do not go to the light. -You can go to the light.
|
|
1:35:27
|
-Don't go to the light. -You can go.
|
|
1:35:29
|
-Come back. -Go.
|
|
1:35:30
|
-Don't. -Hold on!
|
|
1:35:31
|
Don't let go. Hold on. Come back.
|
|
1:35:33
|
Oh, my God!
|
|
1:35:34
|
Wake up! Wake up!
|
|
1:35:36
|
Can you stop? Stop it!
|
|
1:35:38
|
It's heatstroke from the dancing! Let's get him on ice.
|
|
1:35:41
|
[gripping music playing]
|
|
1:35:44
|
I think we need more ice.
|
|
1:35:47
|
-At least the ice will preserve him. -We gotta get him out of here.
|
|
1:35:50
|
[all grunt]
|
|
1:35:51
|
-What else is in the bag? -[Gunther] Okay, oh, um…
|
|
1:35:55
|
-[Sean] I just-- -Whoa. What happened?
|
|
1:35:57
|
Where the fuck did you come from?
|
|
1:35:58
|
-Oh, my God, was the dance that hard? -What's happening?
|
|
1:36:01
|
-[Sean] Yeah, on him. -[Carol] Dieter.
|
|
1:36:03
|
Oh, my God. Dieter!
|
|
1:36:05
|
-What is happening? -[Gunther] He just went down.
|
|
1:36:08
|
-What are we doing to save him? -We haven't tried this.
|
|
1:36:11
|
-Give it to me. -[Carol] Oh. She's just gonna do it.
|
|
1:36:14
|
-[all exclaiming] -Oh, my God! Anika!
|
|
1:36:16
|
-[gasps] -[others clamoring]
|
|
1:36:18
|
Oh, my God!
|
|
1:36:20
|
-I knew it was gonna work! -Yes!
|
|
1:36:22
|
-All right! -[Carol] Oh, my God!
|
|
1:36:24
|
[Sean laughing] Whoo!
|
|
1:36:26
|
[emotional music playing]
|
|
1:36:28
|
You saved me.
|
|
1:36:29
|
[Anika] Yes.
|
|
1:36:30
|
[breath trembling]
|
|
1:36:33
|
You are an angel.
|
|
1:36:35
|
Yes. I was trying to tell you.
|
|
1:36:40
|
You do love me?
|
|
1:36:42
|
I've loved you for a thousand years,
|
|
1:36:44
|
and I will love you for another thousand years.
|
|
1:36:49
|
Can someone take the needle out? It's a little too much.
|
|
1:36:52
|
[Bola] Yes, this is disgusting. Let me have this. Thank you!
|
|
1:36:56
|
[Carol] Oh, my God, guys.
|
|
1:36:57
|
Look around. Think about what just happened.
|
|
1:37:00
|
We worked together,
|
|
1:37:02
|
and together, we saved a life.
|
|
1:37:07
|
And we may fight it, and, oh, how we fight it,
|
|
1:37:10
|
but we are a family.
|
|
1:37:14
|
A Cliff Beasts family.
|
|
1:37:16
|
And that is just such a beautiful thing.
|
|
1:37:19
|
Listen to me. This is… This is not even me acting.
|
|
1:37:22
|
No, we know. That felt real.
|
|
1:37:24
|
And we have to come together as a family and lead each other to freedom
|
|
1:37:29
|
because we are heroes.
|
|
1:37:31
|
I don't understand the metaphor. Are we heroes or family?
|
|
1:37:35
|
We're both! We are a family of heroes,
|
|
1:37:38
|
and we are going to save our family because we are the heroes and the family,
|
|
1:37:41
|
and that's what heroes do, is save their families.
|
|
1:37:45
|
So we're a family now.
|
|
1:37:46
|
No, that's just for the actors. They still think we're shit.
|
|
1:37:49
|
Thank you for being my family and for helping me through all of this.
|
|
1:37:52
|
I love you all from the bottom of my heart,
|
|
1:37:55
|
and I now see what I have to do and my reason for being here,
|
|
1:37:59
|
and it is to lead you all to freedom.
|
|
1:38:01
|
I don't understand. You're leading us to freedom. Where is freedom?
|
|
1:38:05
|
Freedom is the fuck out of here!
|
|
1:38:08
|
That's the cocaine talking right there.
|
|
1:38:11
|
-[dramatic music playing] -[growling]
|
|
1:38:14
|
-[thunderclap] -[growls]
|
|
1:38:18
|
[cliff beasts growling]
|
|
1:38:27
|
Can't they see we're trying to save them?
|
|
1:38:29
|
We can't save them if they're dead!
|
|
1:38:31
|
If they touch this wire, we can knock them out
|
|
1:38:34
|
and take them to an ice cave and figure out how to care for them.
|
|
1:38:37
|
Good idea, Vivian!
|
|
1:38:38
|
[music continues]
|
|
1:38:39
|
[screeching and growling]
|
|
1:38:47
|
[Dieter in ambiguous accent] I know a better way.
|
|
1:38:50
|
Let's put them to sleep,
|
|
1:38:53
|
permanently!
|
|
1:38:54
|
[actors exclaiming]
|
|
1:38:56
|
[Sean] He's a madman!
|
|
1:38:58
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If we get them in the reproductive organs, their hormones are toxic and flammable.
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1:39:02
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Gio, you promised to honor and protect them!
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1:39:06
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Well, you silly little girl,
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1:39:09
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looks like Gio lied. [yells]
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1:39:16
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[Sean] No, stop!
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1:39:18
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Why, Gio, why? All for a luxury hotel?
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1:39:22
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The cliff beasts must burn!
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1:39:25
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And if all of you stand beside them,
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1:39:27
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then you will burn with them!
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1:39:33
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[cliff beast roaring]
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1:39:35
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-[groans] Cliff beasts! -[sobbing]
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1:39:40
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[Sean] Gio!
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1:39:41
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[Carol] Let's help him!
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1:39:43
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[Dieter] Save me! Aah!
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1:39:46
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-[Sean] No! -No!
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1:39:48
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[screaming]
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1:39:53
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I can't look! It's horrible!
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1:39:56
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I hate to admit it, but unfortunately, Gio just proved his own point.
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1:40:01
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What?
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1:40:04
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We have to kill them all.
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1:40:08
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[Carol] He's right.
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1:40:12
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Let's do this.
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1:40:14
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Light the sky on fire!
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1:40:18
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[heroic instrumental music playing]
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1:40:20
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Die, you feathered fucks!
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1:40:29
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Shoot their reproductive organs. They're flammable!
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1:40:32
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Go for the nuts!
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1:40:34
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[yells] Balls!
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1:40:36
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[screeches]
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1:40:44
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[cliff beast groaning]
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1:40:46
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Die, nature! Die!
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1:40:50
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Darren, I hate this rewrite. This is so stupid.
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1:40:53
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-Cut! -[bell ringing]
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1:40:55
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What? It looks great.
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1:40:57
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So the ending that you came up with
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1:40:59
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is me shooting at cock and balls with a flamethrower? That's what you got?
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1:41:03
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Dustin, you're misunderstanding what this is gonna look like.
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1:41:06
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It's not cock and balls.
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1:41:08
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These are reproductive organs.
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1:41:10
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It comes out of the dinosaur like a jellyfish,
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1:41:13
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and it just moves towards the camera.
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1:41:15
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And the little tentacles, and it's fluorescent,
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1:41:19
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and it goes back into the body. It looks beautiful!
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1:41:22
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The people from Paddington made it.
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1:41:24
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[Dustin] Why would I shoot at a gelatinous,
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1:41:26
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pulsing dinosaur dick and balls like that?
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1:41:28
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That sounds like you're attacking some kind of defenseless thing.
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1:41:31
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You're the hero! You have to kill them. Otherwise they'll take over the world!
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1:41:36
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Why don't we just shoot 'em in the asshole?
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1:41:38
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[Darren] It's not even a dick. It's a metaphor for the virus.
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1:41:43
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Martha, does it look beautiful?
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1:41:44
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Uh, well, personally, I find it a bit troubling,
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1:41:47
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but, um, it doesn't look like a dick.
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1:41:49
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It doesn't look like a dick.
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1:41:51
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Not any dick that I've seen.
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1:41:53
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You think that makes it okay?
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1:41:55
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That their dick and balls look like a jellyfish?
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1:41:57
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Can we be brought down whilst you chat? To have a little cigarette break?
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1:42:01
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Hey, how you doing?
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1:42:03
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[dramatic music playing]
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1:42:05
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You know what, Dustin?
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1:42:07
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[amplified] I'm in charge of this movie.
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1:42:09
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You're gonna do what I tell you to do. Sorry, everybody.
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1:42:15
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I am the painter, and you are the paint!
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1:42:18
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I think this is gonna really work. I think this is really fun.
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1:42:22
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Who the fuck is that?
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1:42:23
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Don't insult my mocap men!
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1:42:25
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You know what, guys? As soon as we wrap, I'm gonna punch you both in the jaw.
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1:42:29
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Well, I'm gonna write you a stern bloody email.
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1:42:31
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Guys! The sooner we get everybody… Where's the cast?
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1:42:35
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Where's the fucking cast?
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1:42:36
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Gavin! Where is everybody?
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1:42:38
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I don't know.
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1:42:39
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[amplified] First team, we need you on set. We are not done shooting.
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1:42:42
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First fucking team!
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1:42:43
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Come on, guys! We're losing time!
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1:42:46
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Where's Dustin?
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1:42:47
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God damn it!
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1:42:48
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Dustin, you're wanted back on set. Soon as you can make it, that'd be great.
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1:42:52
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Fucking prick!
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1:42:54
|
Mr. Best, there's been a breach.
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1:42:56
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[dramatic music playing]
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1:42:58
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[exhaling sharply]
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1:43:05
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[grunting]
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1:43:11
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I believe the children wanna play!
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1:43:13
|
Okay, let's have some fun.
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1:43:16
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[hesitates] Can I leave?
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1:43:17
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No! I'm sorry I'm not Patty Jenkins.
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1:43:20
|
I don't get to work with fucking Cal Gadot.
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1:43:22
|
Gotta work with these fucks!
|
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1:43:24
|
There's some really crazy shit going down on the Cliff Beasts set right now.
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1:43:28
|
I don't even know where to begin.
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1:43:30
|
It's been really hard on set these days--
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1:43:33
|
[groans]
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1:43:38
|
Hey! What's happening? Has something gone wrong?
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1:43:41
|
Get out of my way.
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1:43:42
|
-Is there something we can do-- -To cheer them up?
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1:43:45
|
Cheer them up? This'll cheer them up!
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|
1:43:47
|
-This'll cheer them up! -Whoa!
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1:43:48
|
-This'll cheer them up! -Aah!
|
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1:43:50
|
What are you doing? Crikey!
|
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1:43:51
|
-Do you want cheering up? -No, I'm--
|
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1:43:53
|
Do you want cheering up?
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1:43:54
|
I'm on a different film.
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1:43:59
|
-That slowed them down a bit. -Three, four seconds. Yeah.
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1:44:02
|
What the hell was that?
|
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1:44:04
|
I'm stopping you. You have a movie to finish.
|
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1:44:07
|
I thought you were my friend.
|
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1:44:09
|
I was paid to be your friend!
|
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1:44:12
|
They paid you?
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1:44:14
|
-I'm a mole! -What are you talking about?
|
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1:44:16
|
And by the way, you are a mediocre dancer.
|
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1:44:20
|
That's my appeal, bitch!
|
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1:44:23
|
[groans]
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1:44:25
|
Aah! [groans]
|
|
1:44:30
|
Come on.
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1:44:34
|
Hey. Hey, stop. Hey!
|
|
1:44:36
|
Hey, why are you running?
|
|
1:44:40
|
Hey!
|
|
1:44:41
|
-Hey, stop! -Why are you chasing me?
|
|
1:44:44
|
-Why are you running? -Get the hell away from me!
|
|
1:44:47
|
[screaming]
|
|
1:44:49
|
[both grunting]
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|
1:44:51
|
[grunting]
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1:44:53
|
[Carol] God, get off of me!
|
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1:44:55
|
[both panting]
|
|
1:44:58
|
-Why were you running? -Why do you care if I'm running?
|
|
1:45:00
|
You could have stolen something.
|
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1:45:02
|
I didn't steal anything.
|
|
1:45:04
|
I really don't think you're allowed to run during a pandemic.
|
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1:45:07
|
I have to because it is an emergency.
|
|
1:45:09
|
Ow! [groans]
|
|
1:45:10
|
Great. I have a sore leg, and what do I have to do for the rest of my day? Run.
|
|
1:45:14
|
Aw! Somebody get Professor X his wheelchair!
|
|
1:45:17
|
I play a lot of different characters. Not just him!
|
|
1:45:22
|
-You're… -Carol Cobb.
|
|
1:45:23
|
-Carol Cobb. -We went on a date, remember?
|
|
1:45:27
|
Oh, wow.
|
|
1:45:28
|
You don't remember--
|
|
1:45:29
|
Oh. Hey, hi.
|
|
1:45:33
|
-They need me back on set. -Nobody's calling you. That's not a phone.
|
|
1:45:37
|
["Git Go" by Katastrophy Wife playing]
|
|
1:45:40
|
♪ Never thought I had to take it ♪
|
|
1:45:43
|
♪ Never felt the need to fake it ♪
|
|
1:45:47
|
♪ Never felt the need To try all the shit you pull… ♪
|
|
1:45:52
|
[grunts]
|
|
1:45:54
|
♪ I never had your git-go ♪
|
|
1:45:58
|
♪ I had you figured from the get-go ♪
|
|
1:46:01
|
[choking]
|
|
1:46:06
|
[song ends]
|
|
1:46:09
|
[sighs] There's my phone.
|
|
1:46:11
|
[dramatic music playing]
|
|
1:46:13
|
Got you now, you dirty hippie.
|
|
1:46:16
|
[screams]
|
|
1:46:19
|
[amplified] Hey, get your ass off the set! What are you, crazy?
|
|
1:46:24
|
[gasps, spits]
|
|
1:46:26
|
[dramatic music playing]
|
|
1:46:33
|
Mr. Best!
|
|
1:46:35
|
What? What is it, Gavin?
|
|
1:46:37
|
What now?
|
|
1:46:39
|
Cliff Beasts!
|
|
1:46:41
|
Shit, it's in his hand!
|
|
1:46:42
|
[screaming]
|
|
1:46:45
|
Can I be in Cliff Beasts 7 now I shot him for you?
|
|
1:46:47
|
I'll make a call.
|
|
1:46:48
|
Thank you. Sorry about flipping out earlier.
|
|
1:46:50
|
-There's a lot of stress and emotions. -Just let me enjoy this moment.
|
|
1:46:54
|
[Best groaning]
|
|
1:46:55
|
[dramatic music playing]
|
|
1:47:11
|
-Do you know how to fly that thing? -Yeah, I took eight lessons.
|
|
1:47:15
|
[Darren] Hey! Where do you think you're going? Huh?
|
|
1:47:18
|
[beeping]
|
|
1:47:21
|
Don't move!
|
|
1:47:22
|
Stay there!
|
|
1:47:24
|
How do the brakes work on this thing? God damn it.
|
|
1:47:26
|
No one's getting in that helicopter!
|
|
1:47:29
|
Turn around.
|
|
1:47:31
|
Turn around, go back to set.
|
|
1:47:33
|
I won Sundance with a movie I made on my phone!
|
|
1:47:38
|
An iPhone 6!
|
|
1:47:39
|
I am not going back to my old life.
|
|
1:47:41
|
You think I want to go back to Home Depot, selling tiles?
|
|
1:47:45
|
This is my shot!
|
|
1:47:46
|
Your call time is right now!
|
|
1:47:48
|
I got this.
|
|
1:47:50
|
-You got what? This? -You wanna go, Cimino?
|
|
1:47:54
|
-Do I wanna go? Yeah. -Come on.
|
|
1:47:56
|
Come on.
|
|
1:47:57
|
You wanna play around? Is that what you want?
|
|
1:48:00
|
[both grunting]
|
|
1:48:04
|
[Carol] Yeah.
|
|
1:48:05
|
[Sean muttering]
|
|
1:48:07
|
What are they doing?
|
|
1:48:09
|
I'm pretty sure it's the tribesmen fight from the movie.
|
|
1:48:12
|
-Oh. This is a terrible fight. -[Dustin] Go again?
|
|
1:48:15
|
-All right. -From the top?
|
|
1:48:17
|
Grab. Block away, one punch, second punch. Down, stomach. Duck.
|
|
1:48:22
|
The fight I was just in was way better than this.
|
|
1:48:25
|
[Carol] Oh.
|
|
1:48:25
|
Attaboy.
|
|
1:48:27
|
-Give me that! -Yeah!
|
|
1:48:29
|
Should we stop it?
|
|
1:48:31
|
Probably not. No one's getting hurt.
|
|
1:48:33
|
[both grunting]
|
|
1:48:36
|
Shit! Dustin, just do something different! Anything!
|
|
1:48:39
|
All right. Here's a page one rewrite.
|
|
1:48:42
|
On your balls!
|
|
1:48:43
|
-[Darren groans] -There it is!
|
|
1:48:45
|
-[laughs boisterously] -[Darren groans]
|
|
1:48:47
|
-Yeah! That's different. -Hit to the face!
|
|
1:48:51
|
[cheering]
|
|
1:48:53
|
Yeah!
|
|
1:48:56
|
-Attaboy, Dustin! -Let's go.
|
|
1:48:58
|
[dramatic music playing]
|
|
1:49:01
|
-[groans] -[Sean] Dieter!
|
|
1:49:02
|
Dieter, come on!
|
|
1:49:05
|
You should have gone with my pages.
|
|
1:49:08
|
[Sean grunts]
|
|
1:49:09
|
All right, now this…
|
|
1:49:11
|
That's done. Okay, all right, this goes…
|
|
1:49:14
|
[Carol] Oh, my God.
|
|
1:49:17
|
My cast! [groans]
|
|
1:49:21
|
[Dieter] Anika,
|
|
1:49:23
|
you made it okay!
|
|
1:49:24
|
I got in here three hours early just to be safe.
|
|
1:49:27
|
[romantic music playing]
|
|
1:49:30
|
I wanna live with you. I wanna live with you in Beverly Hills.
|
|
1:49:34
|
-I live in Sherman Oaks. -Even better!
|
|
1:49:36
|
[music swelling]
|
|
1:49:39
|
-You got this? -Yeah.
|
|
1:49:40
|
-Whoo! -No celebrating yet.
|
|
1:49:42
|
-Okay, no, we-- -[Dustin] Fly it.
|
|
1:49:44
|
[dramatic music playing]
|
|
1:49:52
|
Oh, man, this is a rush!
|
|
1:49:55
|
All right!
|
|
1:49:57
|
Yes!
|
|
1:50:01
|
Whoo! Whoo!
|
|
1:50:08
|
Why are we standing still?
|
|
1:50:10
|
What are you doing?
|
|
1:50:12
|
-[hesitates] Just hold on-- -[Dustin] Let's get going.
|
|
1:50:14
|
Okay, just give me a second. Um…
|
|
1:50:17
|
Okay, what is that one?
|
|
1:50:19
|
I've not seen that button. I do not know what that does.
|
|
1:50:22
|
[Darren] What happens now?
|
|
1:50:24
|
You're definitely gonna get the sack for getting Howie to shoot Mr. Best.
|
|
1:50:27
|
You'll be in directors jail for the rest of your life, if that. You're finished.
|
|
1:50:31
|
And I'm just gonna take over as producer and get the movie in the can.
|
|
1:50:35
|
[music continues]
|
|
1:50:37
|
What are you doing?
|
|
1:50:39
|
Uh, I only know how to go up and down.
|
|
1:50:41
|
What?
|
|
1:50:43
|
For the movie, they only taught me how to go up and down.
|
|
1:50:46
|
They didn't teach me how to go forward.
|
|
1:50:49
|
I don't know how to move forward, okay?
|
|
1:50:51
|
I'm just, uh… I don't know what else to do.
|
|
1:50:55
|
Just push it forward!
|
|
1:50:56
|
Well, I don't know if that's how it works. It might be how it works. I don't know!
|
|
1:51:01
|
-Oh, my God. -What is happening?
|
|
1:51:03
|
Krystal, go on YouTube. See if there's a helicopter tutorial or something!
|
|
1:51:07
|
Does YouTube still exist?
|
|
1:51:09
|
-Yes! -Yes, YouTube exists!
|
|
1:51:10
|
-It still exists! -Okay!
|
|
1:51:13
|
-Um… -Hurry, Krystal.
|
|
1:51:14
|
-[amusing music plays] -[chuckles]
|
|
1:51:17
|
What? What are you looking at?
|
|
1:51:20
|
[Krystal] It's a monkey being washed in a sink.
|
|
1:51:24
|
-[Dustin] It's taking a bath. -[Sean] What's happening?
|
|
1:51:27
|
-It's a monkey. -A monkey taking a bath?
|
|
1:51:29
|
-Look, he's so cute! -Let me see.
|
|
1:51:31
|
I don't think he likes it!
|
|
1:51:33
|
-Aw! His fur is so soapy! -[alarm beeping]
|
|
1:51:36
|
-[all screaming] -[intense music playing]
|
|
1:51:38
|
-Stop this! -Stop!
|
|
1:51:40
|
[all screaming]
|
|
1:51:42
|
[Sean] Krystal, show me!
|
|
1:51:43
|
Hurry! Let's go!
|
|
1:51:45
|
Stop yelling at me! Go, just watch it!
|
|
1:51:47
|
Today, I'd like to talk to you about how to fly a helicopter.
|
|
1:51:50
|
Why don't we hop in and I'll show you how it works?
|
|
1:51:57
|
-What are you doing? -Oh.
|
|
1:51:59
|
It's a prop. It doesn't work.
|
|
1:52:00
|
I just thought maybe this could scare them into coming back.
|
|
1:52:03
|
[mouthing]
|
|
1:52:07
|
-Okay, I think I got it. -Darren is pointing a gun at us right now!
|
|
1:52:11
|
-[Carol] Oh, my God! We gotta go. Go! -[Sean] Okay. Uh-huh.
|
|
1:52:21
|
Sean, I believe in you.
|
|
1:52:24
|
You can do this.
|
|
1:52:26
|
I wanna be the hero, but I can't do it.
|
|
1:52:29
|
Come on, guys, we're a family!
|
|
1:52:32
|
[valiant music playing]
|
|
1:52:34
|
Let's do this together.
|
|
1:52:38
|
[Dustin] Come on.
|
|
1:52:40
|
All right. Okay, guys, here we go.
|
|
1:52:45
|
We're doing it. We're doing it. We're moving forward.
|
|
1:52:48
|
[triumphant music playing]
|
|
1:52:50
|
[all screaming]
|
|
1:52:52
|
No, we're good! We're good! We're good! We're good!
|
|
1:52:55
|
We're good. I've got it. Okay.
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1:52:59
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So how are you doing? This seems like a major setback.
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1:53:02
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We're gonna be fine! We'll put a cut together. It's gonna be great.
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1:53:06
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We're not done. They'll probably come back!
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1:53:13
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I think I got it, everyone.
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1:53:16
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We're going home.
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1:53:19
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[Bola] You sons of bitches, you didn't tip us!
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1:53:22
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-[Carol] Oh, my God! -Bye-bye, Clifton!
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1:53:24
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-Bye! -Whoo-hoo!
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1:53:25
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[triumphant music continues]
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1:53:45
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[theme music playing]
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1:53:51
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-[electropop music playing] -[people cheering]
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1:53:58
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I'm Susan Howard, reporting live
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1:53:59
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from the premiere of a documentary about a disastrous production
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1:54:03
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that the entire nation is talking about.
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1:54:06
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I'm a beast!
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1:54:07
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[both] We're a beast!
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1:54:08
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[all] I'm a beast!
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1:54:10
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-[both] I'm a beast! -I ain't a fucking cliff beast.
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1:54:12
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-Let's get ready to bubble! -Bubble!
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1:54:15
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[both growling]
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1:54:18
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[Dustin] Cliff Beasts 6?
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1:54:20
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Holy shit.
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1:54:21
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[orchestral music playing]
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1:54:23
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When Howie cracked, that's when we all should have just gotten out of there.
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1:54:29
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And here's a warning. Do not leak this on the Internet, you fucking idiots.
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1:54:34
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-[Krystal] The security was insane. -[yelling]
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1:54:36
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They had guns.
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1:54:38
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[gunshot]
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1:54:39
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It felt like America, but in England.
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1:54:42
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[screaming]
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1:54:44
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The second these things go to streamers, they're gonna be watched on televisions,
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1:54:48
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and then that makes me a television star.
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1:54:50
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I'm not a television star! I am a movie star!
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1:54:53
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What do you think I am? Young Sheldon?
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1:54:56
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-No, don't leave me! -Let go!
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1:55:00
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Not now. Turn that off, you tit!
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1:55:03
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Yeah, the cast all called me EPK Guy.
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1:55:06
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It's like, "That's not my name. My name is Scott."
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1:55:09
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Now they know it. It's on the fucking poster.
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1:55:13
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How does it feel to be the villain of Beasts of the Bubble?
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1:55:16
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[chuckling] I'm not the villain. What are you talking about?
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1:55:19
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Why are you complaining? I can't leave and have almost no lines.
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1:55:22
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I'm over here with my dick in my hands like a piece-of-shit extra!
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1:55:25
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No, I didn't know that all my Zoom calls were being recorded.
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1:55:28
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[laughing]
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1:55:30
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I could sue, but I won't 'cause I'm in on the joke,
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1:55:32
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and I love the joke.
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1:55:33
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So you're the mole!
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1:55:35
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[chuckling] I know! I'm the mole.
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1:55:37
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I never thought it could work as just a hand.
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1:55:39
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[laughing]
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1:55:40
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High five.
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1:55:42
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See?
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1:55:43
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[Sean yells]
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1:55:45
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Sean, how are you doing?
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1:55:47
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I heard you just got out of rehab for cocaine addiction.
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1:55:50
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Yes, two-day rehab. I walked in one day. I said, "I think I'm addicted to cocaine."
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1:55:54
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They said, "You shouldn't do that anymore." I said, "Done."
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1:55:57
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-Two days, huh? -48 hours.
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1:55:59
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What's your next project, Darren?
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1:56:01
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I'm doing the Skittles movie.
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1:56:03
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It's based on the candy. It's got a great story. A passion project.
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1:56:06
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And it's about racism and diversity, and how we can all get along.
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1:56:12
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It's all the flavors, but it all goes under one name. Skittles.
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1:56:15
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So much exciting news for the two of you. And who's this?
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1:56:19
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This is our friend, Kate.
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1:56:21
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I have no idea why I'm here.
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1:56:24
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Come on, Kate.
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1:56:26
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Come on.
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1:56:28
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I'm a beast!
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1:56:29
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-Come on, Rafi, just say it with me. -No, get off me!
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1:56:33
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So how have you been doing since the movie?
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1:56:36
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Um, yeah, good.
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1:56:37
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Um, so I'm worried I'm gonna get in trouble
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1:56:39
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because I didn't send the swabs off to get tested.
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1:56:42
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Um, so I've still got most of them at home.
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1:56:45
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And even now I don't really know where to send them. If you know?
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1:56:49
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No? Thank you.
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1:56:51
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[upbeat music playing]
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1:57:00
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Do you think they have enough footage in the can to put a cut together?
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1:57:04
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We didn't get any of the opening,
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1:57:05
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but maybe that doesn't matter as long as the ending's strong.
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1:57:08
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Yeah. The rest of the movie can be shit as long as the ending's good
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1:57:12
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'cause that's what they'll remember. You know?
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1:57:14
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Oh, yeah.
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1:57:16
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Well, at least we tried to make a movie.
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1:57:19
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They can't judge us for that.
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1:57:20
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We made something that's a distraction in these difficult times.
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1:57:23
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[helicopter whirring]
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1:57:26
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["Wings Of Stone" by Adam Levine playing]
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1:57:32
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♪ When I was a baby, down about ♪
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1:57:34
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♪ Sweet brave boy above the clouds ♪
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1:57:37
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♪ The world was mine, whoa ♪
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1:57:41
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♪ The clouds, they call me to fly ♪
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1:57:43
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♪ The mountains echo with my cry ♪
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1:57:46
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♪ You were never welcome here, whoa ♪
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1:57:49
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♪ With your silly woe And your football toe ♪
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1:57:54
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♪ Your technology ♪
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1:57:56
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♪ You took my bone in paradise away ♪
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1:58:00
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♪ I'm coming back Never gonna let you rise again ♪
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1:58:05
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♪ I'm coming home The end is near, my friend ♪
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1:58:09
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♪ I'm coming back Never gonna push me down again ♪
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1:58:14
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♪ Flying up on my wings of stone ♪
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1:58:18
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♪ On my wings ♪
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1:58:21
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♪ Of stone ♪
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1:58:25
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-♪ On my wings of stone ♪ -♪ I'm coming home ♪
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1:58:33
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♪ Thunder and lightning was my friend ♪
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1:58:36
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♪ Thought the glory days would never end ♪
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1:58:38
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♪ But you always wanted more, whoa ♪
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1:58:43
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♪ The sun didn't shine its light on me ♪
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1:58:45
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♪ From the mountains to the sea ♪
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1:58:48
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♪ Through volcanoes I will soar, whoa ♪
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1:58:51
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♪ With your power lines ♪
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1:58:54
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♪ And your diamond mines ♪
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1:58:56
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♪ You took everything ♪
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1:58:58
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♪ Now my whole entire world is gone ♪
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1:59:02
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♪ I'm coming back Never gonna let you rise again ♪
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1:59:07
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♪ I'm coming home The end is near, my friend ♪
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1:59:11
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♪ I'm coming back Never gonna push me down again ♪
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1:59:16
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♪ Flying up on my wings of stone ♪
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1:59:20
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♪ On my wings ♪
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1:59:23
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♪ Of stone ♪
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1:59:27
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-♪ On my wings of stone ♪ -♪ I'm coming ♪
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1:59:29
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♪ On my wings ♪
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1:59:32
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♪ Of stone ♪
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1:59:36
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-♪ On my wings of stone ♪ -♪ I'm coming home ♪
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1:59:40
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♪ Your blood is hot You make mistakes ♪
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1:59:45
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♪ My blood is cold Like the Arctic lakes ♪
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1:59:49
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♪ My brain is small ♪
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1:59:52
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♪ You think it's funny, don't you? ♪
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1:59:55
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♪ The birds are all that's left of me ♪
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1:59:58
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♪ I'd rather be a bird than a monkey ♪
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2:00:01
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♪ I'm coming back Never gonna let you rise again ♪
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2:00:06
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♪ I'm coming home The end is near, my friend ♪
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2:00:11
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♪ I'm coming back Never gonna push me down again ♪
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2:00:15
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♪ Flying up on my wings of stone ♪
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2:00:19
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♪ On my wings ♪
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2:00:22
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♪ Of stone ♪
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2:00:28
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♪ I'm coming ♪
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2:00:29
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♪ On my wings ♪
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2:00:32
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♪ Of stone ♪
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2:00:37
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♪ I'm coming ♪
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2:00:38
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♪ On my wings of stone ♪
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2:00:44
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♪ My wings of stone ♪
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2:00:47
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♪ I'm coming ♪
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2:00:48
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♪ On my wings ♪
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2:00:51
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♪ Of stone ♪
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2:00:56
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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2:01:09
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["Carmen Suite No. 2: II. Habanera" by Bizet playing]
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2:03:57
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It's really hard to direct in these things.
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